chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2017:  09:34:47

rebounded to artificial heights

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2017:  14:10:12

frightening off all the

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2017:  16:23:53

faint of heart investors 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2017:  16:24:54

wearing metal pace makers

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  02:50:04

which can double as

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  08:40:51

communication devices to Saturn

Forrest - Posted - 04/05/2017:  08:44:14

and are unfortunately hackable

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  09:53:06

so all Saturnian communications

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  14:45:00

end up in Russia

DC5 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  14:59:56

Where Putin reads them

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  15:07:27

and then leaks them

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  15:28:34

to outdated DEW Line

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2017:  15:53:18

with antenna stations across

Forrest - Posted - 04/05/2017:  16:38:50

sleeper cells in hidden

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2017:  17:17:57

Brooklyn basement wharehouse rooms

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2017:  03:17:30

where enhanced interrogation methods 

Forrest - Posted - 04/06/2017:  07:27:00

are employed with impunity

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2017:  08:08:52

with Father Mulcahy's blessing

Forrest - Posted - 04/06/2017:  08:52:49

and no remorse is

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2017:  12:42:45

the only acceptable response

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2017:  14:43:03

in the confession booth

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2017:  14:47:46

.  The Siamese twins then

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2017:  14:50:53

decided to prank someone

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2017:  15:12:42

by wearing matching outfits

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  02:59:09

in a mirror image 

Forrest - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:15:13

when they met a

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  09:53:52

cop with a hangover

Forrest - Posted - 04/07/2017:  11:15:01

and a floozy determined

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  13:45:13

to rise above her

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  13:46:44

her sordid dysfunctional raising

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  14:22:41

which left her catatonic

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  15:10:03

blind banjo player

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2017:  16:16:19

busking for spare change

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2017:  18:25:24

Too broke to spend the night. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  06:24:48

Meanwhile, back at headquarters

DC5 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  11:21:39

a flock of pigeons

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2017:  13:06:17

had pooped all over 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  14:37:33

the senior ornithologist's Cadillac

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2017:  15:18:27

which so outraged him

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2017:  19:30:48

he grabbed his blunderbuss

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2017:  07:46:00

and shot the neon

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2017:  10:02:37

light behind the bar

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2017:  10:07:24

scattering shards of plastic

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2017:  15:14:14

over the stuporous patrons 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2017:  16:14:15

wearing goofy plastic smiles

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2017:  02:43:52

with rivulets of drool

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/10/2017:  15:07:02

flowing down from their

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2017:  15:20:47

beards onto unconscious barflies

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2017:  02:37:24

who would wake to