chuckv97 - Posted - 03/21/2017:  06:23:35

their Italian leather shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2017:  08:52:19

where they also installed

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2017:  16:41:02

steel toes for brouhahas

Forrest - Posted - 03/22/2017:  17:05:55

the mirrors were useful

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2017:  17:41:28

for checking traffic, upskirting 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2017:  18:30:23

and intimidating black cats

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2017:  02:44:45

when they start howling 

Forrest - Posted - 03/24/2017:  08:29:35

from being in heat

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2017:  13:12:34

at mid-summer southern jamborees

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2017:  14:22:38

where the southern belles

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2017:  20:46:06

discard their hot petticoats

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2017:  03:58:16

with gleeful abandon and

Forrest - Posted - 03/25/2017:  17:56:17

display their charms wantonly

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2017:  22:57:09

which delighted the men 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2017:  00:46:54

from backwoods swamps brandishing

Forrest - Posted - 03/26/2017:  11:35:28

their manhood and shouting

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2017:  11:38:18

"Down with political correctness!"

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2017:  02:36:45

while wearing politically incorrect 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/27/2017:  06:43:46

socks. Floyd and Bobby

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2017:  07:13:29

dined at Jimmy's Lunch

Forrest - Posted - 03/27/2017:  08:32:35

wearing nothing but socks

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2017:  02:42:17

and their numerous tattoos 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2017:  09:10:07

.The surly patrons grumbled

Forrest - Posted - 03/28/2017:  11:09:28

, some at the socks

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2017:  13:49:53

some at the ink

Forrest - Posted - 03/28/2017:  14:27:08

some at his nakedness

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2017:  14:53:49

which offended the bacon

Forrest - Posted - 03/28/2017:  18:04:11

and the eggs, which

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2017:  09:14:57

didn't really get along

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2017:  10:01:46

with the hash brownies

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2017:  17:27:23

which the ageing hippies

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2017:  19:21:31

remembered fondly from Woodstock

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2017:  05:49:51

although "remembered" is loosely 

Forrest - Posted - 03/30/2017:  08:15:15

interpreted as a hazy

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2017:  10:34:07

hallucination of dubious validity

Forrest - Posted - 03/30/2017:  13:50:14

which may not resemble

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  03:39:15

reality in the slightest 

Forrest - Posted - 03/31/2017:  06:53:39

although they make for

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  07:31:50

pleasant daydreams in sanatoriums

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  09:10:29

where the psychologists watch

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:50:56

for the slightest aberrations

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  16:49:41

which they scribble in 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:48:29

notebooks using coded language

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2017:  08:06:18

in case the looneys 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2017:  08:50:42

start sitting on walls

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2017:  16:01:38

to channel Humpty Dumpty

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2017:  17:12:23

right before the fall

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2017:  09:44:58

of the stock market

Forrest - Posted - 04/03/2017:  11:26:44

which fell flat indeed