chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2017:  08:52:17

wearing a hospital gown

Forrest - Posted - 02/14/2017:  09:43:56

and a thong because

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2017:  13:38:56

there's a hot looking 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2017:  14:43:07

nurse in cell block

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2017:  02:33:04

and she seems to

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/15/2017:  04:02:17

think banjos are sexy

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2017:  05:05:21

,admiring their attractive tailpieces

Forrest - Posted - 02/15/2017:  06:16:39

and long fingerboards strung

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2017:  12:26:09

with g-strings even thinner

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2017:  22:16:24

than 6 lb. fishing line

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2017:  04:45:17

and tighter than a

Forrest - Posted - 02/16/2017:  13:08:03

Dick's hat band, which

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2017:  14:23:19

as we all know, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2017:  14:36:18

doubles as a sling-shot

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/16/2017:  14:42:48

and makes a loud

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2017:  14:52:33

popping sound when Dick

Forrest - Posted - 02/16/2017:  17:06:03

lets one go flying

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2017:  17:57:07

through the mayor's window

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2017:  18:54:36

which was open because 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2017:  19:37:48

he had to vomit

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2017:  03:20:23

regularly after eating his

Forrest - Posted - 02/17/2017:  09:37:49

wife's terrible cooking every

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2017:  14:05:56

meal for forty years

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  14:29:08

, eating head cheese and

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2017:  14:52:06

fried pickles, the mayor

Forrest - Posted - 02/17/2017:  15:57:58

had powerful flatulence which

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2017:  16:43:03

stunned the crowd and

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2017:  17:05:13

excited the dung beetles

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2017:  04:06:04

who waited with antennae 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/18/2017:  04:39:19

and beach chairs as

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2017:  05:30:57

the anticipation built feverishly 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2017:  07:44:59

,causing many dung-like faintings

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/18/2017:  09:53:32

by the spectators and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2017:  16:30:28

the news reporters who

Forrest - Posted - 02/18/2017:  17:01:54

clamored to scoop poop

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2017:  17:11:45

with a flair that

Forrest - Posted - 02/18/2017:  17:15:49

was above their normal

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2017:  03:30:27

level of flair but

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2017:  06:41:32

short of the ultimate

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2017:  06:46:31

flair levels achieved by

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2017:  14:49:54

the Official Flair Meter

Forrest - Posted - 02/20/2017:  17:33:50

during the Great Flair

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2017:  18:55:39

Flare-Off during reading week

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2017:  02:37:01

where weak readers weekly 

Forrest - Posted - 02/21/2017:  18:20:04

worked at words wistfully

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2017:  18:46:28

while wishing women would

Forrest - Posted - 02/22/2017:  06:29:13

fair fairly for four

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2017:  11:09:07

fairly fun fat fellows

Forrest - Posted - 02/22/2017:  11:13:59

frolicking far from fields