OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2016:  03:18:15

willingly share their honey

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2016:  10:58:54

with any macho bear

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2016:  11:48:17

with a winning smile

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2016:  21:16:07

and an lively libido.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2016:  03:34:58

which some find unbearable

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2016:  10:17:30

at Bruins training camps

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2016:  17:53:17

where unwanted ursine interlopers

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2016:  22:35:32

are trapped by wardens

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  03:12:01

and forced to clean

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  06:55:19

their disgustingly filthy dens

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  13:28:44

using bare bear paws

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  14:43:48

without benefit of gloves

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  15:33:16

resulting in scum encrusted

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  16:53:41

claws that "Nails'r'Us" won't

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2016:  17:29:44

touch for any price

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2016:  19:45:57

leaving the Bruins with

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2016:  11:40:33

nothing to do but

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chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2016:  12:17:05

lose to black hawks

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2016:  16:21:04

so they can end

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2016:  20:58:01

their bar hopping at

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2016:  14:13:32

 a seedy bar in

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2016:  14:54:49

south Chicago where danger

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2016:  04:51:27

lurks in every bottle

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2016:  11:15:27

of suspect "fortified" liquor

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2016:  03:27:09

Even the beer is

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2016:  15:28:29

watered down and spiked

J e f f - Posted - 04/08/2016:  17:39:57

with sauerkraut juice or

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2016:  17:57:48

the a banana peel

J e f f - Posted - 04/09/2016:  18:25:54

. Meanwhile back in the

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2016:  18:52:56

little cabin behind the

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2016:  19:30:18

behind the gringo's hacienda

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2016:  04:28:26

where all sorts of

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/10/2016:  11:31:36

aliens hang out trying

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2016:  13:19:34

to get strawberry-picking jobs

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2016:  15:19:17

which is difficult because

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2016:  06:32:28

they grow cotton here

J e f f - Posted - 04/11/2016:  13:34:48

for jockstraps and denim

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2016:  20:46:23

in Nawklana textile factories

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2016:  03:44:34

where they manufacture quality

Rossanne - Posted - 04/13/2016:  16:19:19

Uncle Bertie's favorite woolen..

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2016:  22:13:11

underwear for polar expeditions

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2016:  03:27:57

which are also useful

J e f f - Posted - 04/14/2016:  17:11:33

for performing surgery on

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2016:  19:28:02

half eaten polar bears

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2016:  03:27:12

who are unbearably pathetic

J e f f - Posted - 04/15/2016:  18:17:37

because they're afraid of

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2016:  07:56:05

the other polar bears

J e f f - Posted - 04/16/2016:  08:25:04

, Gilligan, the Skipper, and

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2016:  11:51:19

the Professor bottled some