chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2021:  12:04:29

for one’s outhouse decor

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/30/2021:  12:06:29

which one needs as

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2021:  12:29:59

a semi-effective air freshener

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2021:  14:49:30

counteracting intestines gone bad

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2021:  15:52:18

from ingesting jalapeño peppers

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/30/2021:  17:35:38

that had came from

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2021:  03:58:19

foreign countries known for

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2021:  04:22:30

spicy foods and long

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2021:  04:24:07

lines at Dairy Queen

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2021:  04:35:39

where the servers are

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2021:  05:31:42

topless and wearing hot

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2021:  05:55:18

pants the size of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2021:  06:58:17

a Buick to cover

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2021:  08:06:29

the huge continental kit

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/31/2021:  10:51:04

that protrudes through the

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:22:05

gloaming fog like a

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:37:32

beacon in the night

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:45:58

guiding huge container ships

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:50:10

captained by sleep-deprived smurfs

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  04:40:39

and carrying unbelievable numbers

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  06:02:42

of rare earth magnets

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  06:59:47

which create a huge

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  08:26:29

electrical charge at concerts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2021:  08:47:43

where towering Marshall amplifiers

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/01/2021:  10:19:55

often block the view

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  11:09:41

from those with backstage

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  11:21:04

passes garnered via schmoozing

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  11:52:59

which is another way

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2021:  17:37:23

of saying “sucking up”

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/01/2021:  18:19:29

so they could see

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  19:18:19

roadies fixing broken strings

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2021:  03:08:06

and stacking speaker cabinets

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2021:  05:40:55

on fragile furniture which

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2021:  08:33:36

was calamity awaiting fruition

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2021:  09:08:16

while providing demented amusement

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2021:  09:12:14

for those seated in

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/02/2021:  09:47:25

the front row section

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2021:  10:15:04

where tinnitus reigned supreme

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2021:  11:39:18

and Doobies passed freely

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/02/2021:  11:40:47

around the cheap seats

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2021:  11:58:41

which caused wedged skivvies

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2021:  12:01:18

and annoying hemorrhoid issues

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/02/2021:  12:58:34

to the ones that

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  03:12:11

somehow stoically stayed seated

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2021:  04:34:08

during the encore when

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  07:50:49

everyone else leapt up

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2021:  07:53:56

and spilled beer on

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2021:  11:05:35

those who remained seated

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  12:23:02

leaving large stains on