DC5 - Posted - 09/22/2021:  06:11:25

at Olive Garden restaurants

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2021:  08:42:44

where the overcooked pasta

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2021:  09:40:10

sticks to one’s roof

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2021:  11:46:21

if thrown that direction

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2021:  12:12:58

by rowdy college students

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/22/2021:  17:08:09

studying to become urologists

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/22/2021 17:08:27

grandpafive - Posted - 09/22/2021:  17:58:49

in desperate need of

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/22/2021:  18:43:21

a party to attend

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2021:  19:09:28

whilst conducting field experiments

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  02:33:26

on alcohol consumption rates

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  03:40:57

and resultant bodily expulsion

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  06:06:14

of disgusting smelling fluids

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  07:25:08

that are carelessly spilled

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  08:40:14

all over the campus

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  10:16:43

except in public restrooms

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2021:  11:33:23

which already smelled awful

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  12:34:28

after Fraternity initiation week

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/23/2021:  13:40:40

when rules are abandoned

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/23/2021 13:41:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2021:  14:10:32

and complete anarchy rules

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/23/2021:  16:28:06

due to the conditions

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  02:12:41

inside frat brothers’ brains

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  05:36:39

exposed to grain alcohol

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2021:  06:02:40

in hugely excessive amounts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/24/2021:  06:02:40

Introduced in massive quantities

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2021:  07:09:52

that Seagrams distillery loves

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  03:56:46

regardless of the toll

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  05:35:34

bridge crossing to get

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  07:27:18

travelers to appreciate the

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  07:48:59

fact that they can

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/25/2021 07:49:20

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  10:40:14

take secondary highways to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2021:  15:16:24

enjoy less traffic congestion

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2021:  17:18:14

and lots of scenic

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/25/2021:  18:07:38

views only available during

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2021:  20:39:36

Fall moose mating season

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2021:  02:38:59

when the large herbivores

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2021:  06:13:03

ritualistically gather along meridian

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2021:  07:17:02

aligned travel routes intended

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2021:  08:18:49

for pickups and razors

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/26/2021:  15:44:07

as the terrain is

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  02:44:53

far too difficult for

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2021:  07:12:18

operating a luxury sedan

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2021:  07:44:37

like my Hudson Hornet

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/27/2021 07:45:50

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2021:  11:16:59

, called the Green Hornet

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2021:  14:49:56

by those who know

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2021:  17:35:21

how uncomfortable the ride

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2021:  05:18:16

, especially with granny driving

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2021:  08:22:37

after a few cocktails

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2021:  09:01:18

that made her think

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2021:  10:25:33

she could outrun revenuers