chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2017:  08:54:19

even Evil Roy Slade

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2017:  10:46:24

wont turn his back

Forrest - Posted - 02/06/2017:  13:12:51

for even a second

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2017:  13:27:14

and he keeps his

Forrest - Posted - 02/06/2017:  13:55:18

powder dry and eyes

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2017:  14:31:38

peeled for any skulduggery

Forrest - Posted - 02/06/2017:  16:34:58

or any sneaky douchebaggery

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2017:  18:16:13

which he would counteract 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2017:  22:07:41

with bottled skunk flatulations

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2017:  02:54:37

which he purchases from

Forrest - Posted - 02/07/2017:  06:21:45

skunk-stink peddlers in alleys

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2017:  07:46:18

where strikes outdo spares

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2017:  07:59:44

and gutter balls predominate

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2017:  06:01:09

over deflated Boston balls

Forrest - Posted - 02/08/2017:  07:14:40

which cause scandals and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2017:  16:51:27

waste foolish time on

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2017:  18:26:03

fourth quarter clocks causing

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2017:  04:04:22

interminable commercial breaks and

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2017:  08:37:30

amphetamines losing their effect

Forrest - Posted - 02/09/2017:  16:21:34

causing performance to suffer

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  03:23:05

in inverse proportion to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  04:52:16

the uneven playing field

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:16:24

which was steeply sloped 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:18:51

due to overweight endzone

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:19:47

spectators who crowded the

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:29:05

the concessionaire demanding jumbo

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  14:53:51

hotdogs loaded with extra

J e f f - Posted - 02/10/2017:  16:42:37

mysterious mechanically separated meat

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  16:55:52

acquired from mechanical bulls

Forrest - Posted - 02/10/2017:  17:40:24

and stuffed into lengths

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2017:  17:52:32

long enough to satisfy

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  18:07:40

sword swallowers and talented 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  19:19:14

deep throats from Dora's

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  05:15:58

Den of Delightful Diversions 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2017:  07:22:46

located next to Floyd's

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2017:  07:58:54

Barber Shop where Opie

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  09:20:41

had a secret camera 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2017:  10:57:24

mounted in the spittoon

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  13:30:19

where it caught dramatic

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2017:  19:30:19

scenes of toupee washing

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2017:  04:51:39

and amazingly accurate expectorating 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/12/2017:  05:15:50

from a monkey named

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2017:  07:18:05

Curious George, the local

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2017:  03:50:56

tobacco juice spitting champion 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/13/2017:  05:14:38

of Hickory Gulch. Everyone

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2017:  06:39:26

marveled at his skills

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2017:  10:28:38

and his practice discipline

Forrest - Posted - 02/13/2017:  11:36:35

which included hydrating with

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2017:  12:35:37

fire hydrants opened up