Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  06:42:14

she starts to gyrate

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  07:34:28

and do that thing

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  08:18:03

she does with her

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:21:14

hands while she looks

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:40:07

askance at my pathetic

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:42:17

, shocked and bewildered look

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  12:43:19

which comes from years

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  14:14:10

of being around women

J e f f - Posted - 10/28/2016:  16:10:15

that ride horses to

MWBailey - Posted - 10/28/2016:  17:25:54

Hoboken, where studly groomsmen

Edited by - MWBailey on 10/28/2016 17:26:27

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  17:37:00

cater to their every

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2016:  18:47:18

kinky demand ,even if

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2016:  04:24:37

if it offends their 

Forrest - Posted - 10/29/2016:  20:08:10

parents, which is a

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2016:  20:38:33

pretty sure thing because 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2016:  21:05:45

the parental guidance manual

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  03:37:22

doesn't approve of anything 

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  05:28:03

involving small pets or

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  07:29:16

lengths of surgical tubing 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2016:  07:53:27

meant for tricycle repair

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  08:38:49

not to mention fluids

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  11:00:50

that have been mixed 

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  11:01:40

with other fluids from

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2016:  12:06:11

the undertaker's embalming table

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2016:  14:05:50

which was completely disgusting 

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  18:47:30

so disgusting that I 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2016:  18:56:02

swore off liquor forever

Forrest - Posted - 10/30/2016:  18:58:12

except for an occasional

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2016:  02:15:02

quart of moonshine guzzled

Forrest - Posted - 10/31/2016:  04:11:56

through a moonshine bong

Edited by - Forrest on 10/31/2016 04:12:16

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2016:  05:04:57

which was well used

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2016:  06:01:26

at the Moonshiners' annual

Forrest - Posted - 10/31/2016:  06:24:25

moonshine bong convention, where

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2016:  07:57:55

the bong vendors sold

Forrest - Posted - 10/31/2016:  08:21:19

not just bongs but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2016:  09:28:19

maryjane from Farm Aid

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2016:  10:36:17

which was cultivated to

Forrest - Posted - 10/31/2016:  13:22:17

be steeped in moonshine

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2016:  13:58:42

which increases its potency 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2016:  14:45:33

and its exorbitant price

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/31/2016 14:45:47

Forrest - Posted - 10/31/2016:  17:45:41

legend says that one

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2016:  17:56:09

hit is enough to

Forrest - Posted - 10/31/2016:  19:45:29

cause even the most

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2016:  22:03:07

teatotalling spinstress to abandon

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2016:  02:49:26

her temperate ways and

Forrest - Posted - 11/01/2016:  06:12:05

sully her good name

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2016:  06:55:00

. Personally, I like her

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2016:  08:21:15

without her strict morals

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2016:  10:59:14

she's much more fun