TheLastWord - Posted - 04/11/2017:  18:27:03

and a phone ringing

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  02:48:11

incessantly, probably a telemarketer 

Forrest - Posted - 04/12/2017:  06:06:54

trying to sell me

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  08:44:12

yet another get rich

DC5 - Posted - 04/12/2017:  13:53:22

food and desert trays

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2017:  17:51:04

promoted by heart surgeons

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2017:  18:23:54

in an effort to

Forrest - Posted - 04/13/2017:  10:59:18

encourage business from those

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2017:  16:38:18

had ignored their doctors'

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2017:  05:45:29

appointments and refused to

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2017:  13:03:26

take their medications, so

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2017:  23:23:01

their ticker ticked erratically

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2017:  05:15:53

and occasionally stopped entirely 

DC5 - Posted - 04/15/2017:  12:25:19

. Meanwhile, the dwarfs were

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2017:  13:53:47

mining like miners do

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2017:  17:23:06

while waiting patiently for

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2017:  20:55:11

their ship to come

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  03:39:36

steaming up the river 

Forrest - Posted - 04/17/2017:  09:22:06

of underground mud bringing

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  10:07:50

a giant load of 

DC5 - Posted - 04/17/2017:  13:14:29

kumquats and radish greens

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  13:39:58

which had completely rotted

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2017:  18:26:19

and unceremoniously heaved overboard

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  02:46:34

which killed the fish 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2017:  12:14:47

and sickened Warden Borden

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  12:57:31

so that he had

DC5 - Posted - 04/20/2017:  06:07:20

all but given up

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2017:  07:22:34

which was quite depressing

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2017:  11:31:22

despite his uppers addiction

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2017:  03:06:05

which had not responded 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  08:01:52

to concerned interventionist do-gooders

DC5 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  15:23:22

who rely on reality

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  16:54:45

rather than elusive fantasy

DC5 - Posted - 04/22/2017:  10:14:21

and 3D phone viewers

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2017:  10:39:46

set to record everything 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2017:  11:48:33

including expectorations and flatulations

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DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2017:  04:56:20

. Meanwhile, in another galaxie

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2017:  02:44:42

where banjo players ruled

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2017:  12:05:22

over interstellar golden harps

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2017:  13:49:16

and frolicked among asteroids

DC5 - Posted - 04/24/2017:  16:12:36

without the fear of

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2017:  22:14:42

extra-strength Altoids ruining their

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  03:07:33

halitosis which they developed 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2017:  06:47:06

at raunchy fastfood outlets

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  07:59:40

where onions and garlic

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2017:  08:20:22

mask fake beef taste

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2017:  10:32:50

and leave lingering aromas

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2017:  20:32:33

studied by eccentric scientists

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  04:56:10

who sniff bicycle seats