chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2016:  15:35:26

off his latest hangover

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2016:  19:42:58

which had lasted for

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2016:  07:32:22

a month of Sundays

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  09:53:36

and two blue moons

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2016:  13:31:01

.So they all piled

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  18:08:06

into Andy's squad car

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2016:  18:20:04

and raided the drive-in

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2016:  18:32:21

when they suspected Opie

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2016:  07:19:44

had gotten food poisoning

Forrest - Posted - 10/23/2016:  17:14:19

from a batch of

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2016:  19:08:01

catfish from the polluted

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2016:  02:56:07

Cuyahoga River, which was

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2016:  05:57:55

on fire due to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2016:  10:10:35

the unbelievable amount of

Forrest - Posted - 10/24/2016:  20:35:52

raw sewage flowing from

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2016:  02:36:56

the many storm drains 

Forrest - Posted - 10/25/2016:  07:02:56

fed by a neighborhood

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2016:  07:37:33

that used the gutters

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2016:  15:53:01

to drain off feces

Forrest - Posted - 10/25/2016:  16:50:12

and this was no

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  02:20:21

laughing matter because the 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  07:45:42

fecal matter infected the

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  08:30:32

brains of the neighborhood

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:20:11

which were already stunted

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:24:03

by their high consumption

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:32:13

of various veined cheeses

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:46:12

chased by a quart

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:51:30

of the finest moonshine

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:52:32

distilled by the light

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:57:01

of a thousand police

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:57:42

cruisers rushing to apprehend

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:58:14

the purveyors of unlicensed

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  11:00:04

hooch, and by hooch

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  11:03:28

I don't mean the

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  15:49:12

fake stuff Robert Mitchum

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  17:23:26

was swilling when he

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  19:17:14

made those runs through 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  21:07:43

Temperance Movement nightly meetings

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  03:13:55

all the while yelling 

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  10:05:58

I don't have a

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  10:49:58

stitch of clothes on

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2016:  11:47:29

so help me Rhonda

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  11:58:57

I've got something I

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  11:59:06

help me get her

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:05:47

off of my back

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:53:05

and onto the couch

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  13:20:13

and deftly remove her

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2016:  18:06:11

peg leg and toupee

MWBailey - Posted - 10/27/2016:  18:56:32

So I can get all