DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  11:47:29

and old Sterno cans

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  12:14:31

not delivered by Amazon

MWBailey - Posted - 01/05/2022:  14:01:34

or American Express. Suddenly,

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  17:08:53

a motorcycle gang rode

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2022:  18:17:30

in on their Vespas

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2022:  18:22:27

wearing ascots and brogues

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2022:  02:12:06

carefully color-matched with their

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2022:  04:33:21

designer bikers accessories selections

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  05:57:52

and French berets, embroidered

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  08:08:19

lovingly by doting aunts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2022:  08:11:35

using Goldwork premium metal-thread

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/06/2022 08:12:20

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2022:  10:49:39

purchase from Aunt Bertha’s

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2022:  11:02:13

Sewing and Wine Cellar

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  11:38:37

where AA meetings convene

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  11:45:09

after the book club

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/06/2022:  14:09:28

but before Male Dancers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2022:  17:15:49

finish their erotic, exotic

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2022:  18:55:57

show for the spinsters

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2022:  04:14:49

who filled their g-strings

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/07/2022:  13:50:55

with random loose-change

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2022:  15:00:04

pilfered from collection plates

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2022:  18:29:24

while everyone was distracted

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2022:  19:16:19

by Pastor Rektitood admonishing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2022:  03:19:04

everyone to keep their

DC5 - Posted - 01/08/2022:  07:08:57

sticky fingers out of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2022:  07:37:36

places they don’t belong

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2022:  07:45:47

like teenaged girls bras

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2022:  09:30:44

no matter how willing they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/08/2022:  12:33:45

were to comply with

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2022:  14:08:29

groping, grabbing and squeezing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2022:  02:52:11

and lustful heavy breathing

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2022:  05:18:13

and even occasionally sneezing

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2022:  06:38:29

from foam rubber allergies

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2022:  07:53:18

treated with Harvey Wallbangers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2022:  13:08:47

which don’t really help

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2022:  13:33:25

but they make suffering

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/09/2022:  13:55:32

and hardship marginally tolerable

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2022:  14:13:58

for Grim Jim’s barflies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2022:  03:14:13

who are tired of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  04:18:53

lame pick up lines

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  06:42:42

and chewing gum under

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  08:50:35

the grimy barstool seats

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  09:24:15

that snag fishnet stockings

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2022:  10:48:28

and taste pretty disgusting

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  12:12:30

when mixed with salsa

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2022:  12:34:24

from Pedro’s Elite Kitchen

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/10/2022:  14:02:22

located just off I-70

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2022:  03:10:45

which is convenient for

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2022:  05:45:10

truckers with spicy appetites