grandpafive - Posted - 01/02/2020:  22:07:33

which wanton women warily

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2020:  02:53:55

carefully try to enunciate

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2020:  09:13:00

dirty limericks about Nantucket

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2020:  09:25:43

which cannot be repeated

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2020:  10:09:17

without church ladies’ condemnations

DC5 - Posted - 01/03/2020:  11:02:33

and warnings that Satan

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/03/2020:  11:07:04

would take over the

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2020:  18:17:01

local ice cream parlor

grandpafive - Posted - 01/03/2020:  19:32:35

and make soft serve

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2020:  20:31:52

Devil’s Food Cake flavor

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2020:  04:09:38

which they’ll serve with

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2020:  06:22:30

a side of adultery

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  06:39:29

with the widow Johnson

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2020:  07:54:00

who’s an enthusiastic philanderer

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  09:51:35

but unfortunately has crabs

grandpafive - Posted - 01/04/2020:  10:05:21

for sale at her

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  11:42:50

seaside resort and bait

grandpafive - Posted - 01/04/2020:  14:02:08

shoppe which specializes in

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  14:11:22

night crawlers and roe

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2020:  14:57:29

collected from Sandi's back

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  18:14:39

during her electrolysis session

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2020:  19:31:16

which didn't end well

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  21:03:00

because Buford’s welding machine

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2020:  05:09:02

was cross wired, causing

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/05/2020:  05:44:14

reversed polarity which really

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2020:  10:43:04

caused unreliable compass headings

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/05/2020:  12:21:47

which through them off

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2020:  12:48:40

the aforementioned electrolysis trail

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/05/2020:  13:49:07

but ended up in

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2020:  14:03:13

a broken down Studebaker

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2020:  14:46:37

with a bad muffler

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2020:  15:28:38

that Sgt. O’Hara apprehended

grandpafive - Posted - 01/05/2020:  17:03:02

on I-75 heading south

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2020:  03:01:14

driving erratically and swerving

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2020:  06:11:38

on an oil slick

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/06/2020:  07:53:25

that caused a tremendous

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2020:  09:41:01

jolt to their serenity

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2020:  10:55:15

not to mention severe

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2020:  12:02:07

butt clenching and painful

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2020:  17:45:43

self awareness which resulted

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/06/2020:  18:09:47

a trip to walmart

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2020:  18:12:09

where they were arrested

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2020:  18:35:16

for gawking at changerooms

grandpafive - Posted - 01/06/2020:  19:55:31

where cops were changing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2020:  03:17:58

the batteries in their

DC5 - Posted - 01/07/2020:  06:36:03

oddly shaped personal massagers

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2020:  08:41:14

which strongly resemble the

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2020:  09:32:13

jelly rolls at Dora’s

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2020:  10:55:35

which many folks speculate