chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2015:  10:01:06

'til dusk descended upon

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2015:  05:14:12

the entire sorry scene 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/26/2015:  09:51:33

Meanwhile, back at the 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2015:  10:26:27

ranch, Roy and Dale

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2015:  14:39:56

had just disrobed and

jistgreg - Posted - 02/26/2015:  15:28:37

put their boots outside 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2015:  16:37:44

the door. As they

jistgreg - Posted - 02/27/2015:  03:12:45

slept, a bobcat crept 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2015:  07:55:17

into Nellybelle and tore

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2015:  15:35:33

the seat cushions apart

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/27/2015:  15:43:12

so bad, Hank had

jistgreg - Posted - 02/27/2015:  19:07:12

to use an inflatable  

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2015:  19:32:58

sheep so he could

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  04:05:04

shear some inflatable wool

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/28/2015:  04:50:54

to cover the seats

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  05:35:18

and knit a new

jistgreg - Posted - 02/28/2015:  07:10:44

silk purse out of 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2015:  07:57:07

a sour sheep's ear

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  13:48:15

The sheep don't like

jistgreg - Posted - 02/28/2015:  15:11:40

to have their lanolin 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  18:13:59

removed by suction devices

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2015:  21:16:30

so they hire shepherds

jistgreg - Posted - 02/28/2015:  23:10:47

with soft, gentle hands 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/01/2015:  04:41:13

and the Acme Super

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2015:  08:59:58

Sucker with muffled exhaust

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015:  11:18:31

and a chrome plated 

jistgreg - Posted - 03/01/2015:  18:56:20

Super-Flex-Eeze nozzle 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2015:  04:05:26

connection. With apprehension, Hank

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2015:  05:06:30

turned the suction on

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2015:  10:42:59

and sucked up every

jistgreg - Posted - 03/02/2015:  14:01:44

fiber of wool on 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2015:  12:02:06

the sheep and every

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2015:  15:43:01

blade of grass in

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/03/2015:  19:19:12

the front and back

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2015:  03:41:04

yard of the farmhouse

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2015:  05:42:38

built on the side

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2015:  07:14:15

of an active volcano

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2015:  10:55:17

named Fred. The sheep

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2015:  11:51:54

are a bit nervous

jistgreg - Posted - 03/05/2015:  07:01:19

as who wouldn't be 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2015:  08:14:18

with an active volcano

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2015:  13:25:44

and a viagrated master

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2015:  03:45:27

both of which were

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2015:  04:46:34

about to explode with

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2015:  06:04:57

pride over their recent

jistgreg - Posted - 03/09/2015:  09:41:59

achievements in the field 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2015:  10:30:10

of dreams in Iowa

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2015:  16:58:33

where adolescents go to

jistgreg - Posted - 03/09/2015:  23:03:57

have their self-esteem