banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2015:  03:32:41

They tried to put Bill in a zoo last year,,,HA,HA,HA,,he tore
that place A---------PART!!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/27/2015:  12:10:26

They tried to put Scotty in a rock band! He tore them a new__________. (fill in the blank!)

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2015:  13:36:21

hole in the main stage.

Drew has misplace the light switch again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2015:  14:53:48

Anybody got any 3-in-1 oil?

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/28/2015 14:54:24

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2015:  05:40:47

Was a good thing I edited this post!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2015:  07:57:20

Doing it again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2015:  10:23:45

Ma,why can't I have a banjo?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2015:  15:48:35

Pa, why didn't you buy me some good ol' Black Diamonds?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2015:  18:20:36

Can I stop now?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/30/2015:  04:36:31

I'm like Tiny Tim,,My mother is the only one that understands me,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2015:  06:14:26

Going to a bluegrass festival today. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2015:  06:59:22

Joining the traveling circus today

OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2015:  18:54:21

See the skating simian shoot several slapshots showing serious sports savvy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2015:  11:57:20

Kind of like "Rock a Bye Baby",,,but not quite

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  12:23:42

I wonder if Earl started like this

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2015:  12:56:58

I wonder if Rocket Richard started like this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/31/2015:  14:14:04

Who me?,,,No..I'm not starting anything.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/31/2015:  16:24:16

My dog has fleas....no, thats not it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2015:  18:44:37

It's too dark to find my picks

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  03:38:32

I'm open!

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2015:  04:12:26

Ma,,zip me up,,,I'm open too!!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/01/2015:  05:12:32

I'm in open-too-ning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2015:  06:25:34

Sure wish they'd open the door to this booth

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2015:  08:02:56

DANG IT ALL,,My ears are cold!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  14:55:35

Ears are keeping the hat out of his eyes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/01/2015:  15:46:09

I can't wear a hat.My ears are to big.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2015:  18:35:00

Has already spent his cut. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/02/2015:  02:30:34

Can't figure out why he never gets the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  03:53:57

Finally figured out that calling himself "Last Word" does not mean he has the Last Word. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  03:56:54

Having a hard time figuring out anything

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:18:17

Get her done. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:31:47

Got nothing done, but wait til tonight!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2015:  15:37:05

Wants to grow up to be a real boy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  17:16:58

Wants to go up and be a cowboy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2015:  18:02:43

Got off the hot dusty trail jest yest'day, by cracky....

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/02/2015:  18:55:08

I feel another touchdown coming up

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  04:02:16

Nice touch on the banjo. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  05:25:29

Ma,,Do I have to sleep outside again tonight?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  05:51:01

Won't be able to sleep until he gets this dang banjo in tune. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/03/2015:  06:16:34

"Banjo in tune!"  Thats a rich one!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2015:  08:03:19

Laughing at his own joke.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  08:12:59

Laughing for no reason.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2015:  09:06:00

Scowling for lots of reasons

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2015:  10:20:29

I'm really just the mascot.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 06/03/2015:  16:28:01

I'm playing my Mascot-tone

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2015:  09:27:48

Would love to play dueling banjos with Scotty

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2015:  09:48:10

Would love to join Drew in the photo booth

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2015:  15:35:13

Doesn't really care for photo booths. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2015:  18:06:53

Ma took my picture with an old Hawkeye and it broke
into a hundred pieces.