chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2018:  06:35:38

Hey look!..a wild and crazy guy!

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/05/2018 06:36:10

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2018:  12:21:19

Hey look! We've driven yet another bass player to suicide by train!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2018:  11:22:41

Trying to outrace the Chicago Flyer

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2018:  13:20:56

modern day jazz musicians

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2018:  13:41:07

The EMT's will remove that fence from your butt as soon as they get here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2018:  14:26:09

EMT trucks are awaiting the engine failure certain to happen

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2018:  14:27:29

Running out of railroad themed songs

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2018:  03:24:17

running out of runway

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/07/2018:  05:02:41

Running out of things to do...

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2018:  07:24:47

Running a tab at Grim Jim’s Bar &Grill pining over Daisy

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2018:  07:34:56

Running on faith alone

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/08/2018:  03:18:49

OH NO!!! Throttle stuck wide open and in 5th gear!

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2018:  04:54:03

Poster boy for Lowes Fence Department.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2018:  07:50:05

Poster duck for LensCrafters

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2018:  16:32:54

This is the strangest audition I've ever had

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/09/2018:  06:28:50

no poster available for this guy

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2018:  06:40:45

Final proof for his farewell tour poster

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2018:  07:39:30

Proof that his wife needs to have him committed

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2018:  12:23:43

This is where they send the people who's wives commit them.

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/09/2018 12:24:12

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2018:  12:27:33

Hasn’t committed to full time employment in years

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2018:  12:33:37

Nice work if you can get it.

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/09/2018 12:33:56

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2018:  03:54:33

QUIET!!! I can't hear this radio

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2018:  06:20:50

Used to play along with the radio til his wife kicked him out

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2018:  06:54:41

All these fools have been kicked out of several bars, relationships and schools.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2018:  08:38:36

Has never been kicked but has been booted out of many joints

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2018:  08:49:02

Got those boots from a sleeping banjo player

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2018:  13:18:07

Nobody sleeps around these jokers

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/11/2018:  03:15:19

??????????

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2018:  04:00:56

Can’t remember the diminished chord in Faded Love

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2018:  13:21:04

No one has considered how this behavior may diminish the band's esprit de corps

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/11/2018:  17:43:14

Recently installed booster rocket powered by bake beans and methane.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2018:  18:13:37

Bottles methane from the swamp for camp fuel

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2018:  04:32:24

You idiots, the song says “tracks of my tears”, not “my fears”!!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2018:  20:49:23

Just realized he lost his rear brakes.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2018:  03:47:17

Years of sensitivity training are finally paying off

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2018:  06:15:15

Wants a payoff from the Guinness Book of Records

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2018:  06:57:48

Hoping the wacky album cover photo pays off

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/13/2018:  16:00:24

Years of waxing has finally paid off...

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2018:  02:58:49

Thith ith what you thee when you're double thight-ed

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/14/2018:  13:08:12

Wishing he had worn his comfy pants this morning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2018:  13:40:22

Wishing he was sitting on Daisy’s........err, comfy couch

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2018:  18:28:02

The bass player will need to spend time on a psychiatrist's couch after this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2018:  20:39:31

Fired his last shrink, and it shows

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/15/2018:  11:43:14

Just as Chuck and his gang of troubled band mates tied their manager to the tracks...the train was cancelled.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2018:  08:36:11

Just learned Warner Brothers have cancelled his character.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2018:  09:14:45

Has a character fit for psychiatric text books

Philth - Posted - 04/16/2018:  09:16:03

"Nobody likes bass players".

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2018:  12:50:12

not a matched pair

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2018:  13:44:16

Wants to light a match under the fiddle player’s neck