Omeboy - Posted - 08/30/2018:  15:21:53

Once at a wild Hollywood party, he almost drowned in one of King Kong's banana daiquiris.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/30/2018:  17:57:37

Wanted a job with Jesse “The Body” Ventura, but didn’t smoke enough marrahootchie

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/30/2018 17:58:02

OM45GE - Posted - 08/30/2018:  18:21:33

Would love a cigarette right about now

Omeboy - Posted - 08/30/2018:  20:57:58

Next month, his new book will be out: "A Complete Guide For The Head Trauma Hobbyist."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  02:04:41

Can't post a quote without his guide book....

OM45GE - Posted - 08/31/2018:  03:27:35

Head Guide at the fence museum

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2018:  03:42:53

Wishes he hadn't cut cost and purchased the full body suit.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  06:38:42

Once lost a fortune when he produced a version of "Romeo And Juliet" starring Aunt Bea and Elmer Fudd.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  06:47:16

Can't stand to look in mirror.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  06:47:45

For his birthday, the band bought him a few books he's been want'en. Too bad they didn't have enough money for the crayons.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2018:  09:20:32

Chuck Ogsbury took back his OME

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  09:25:53

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than locomotive, can leap tall buildings in a single bound and --- as delusional as a turd in a strawberry patch.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  09:57:01

not worth a comment

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  10:09:01

Has done things with a guitar no one has ever done before: like stir a vat of chili with it at the local soup kitchen.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  11:35:33

Can't dance.Literally has two left feet

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  11:39:52

He's about as funny as a cockle-bur in a box of suppositories.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2018:  11:43:09

He ate the suppositories and used the cockle-bur..

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  12:39:42

Although he sure doesn't look it, he's rumored to still be alive.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2018:  13:40:44

Hasn’t bathed since the paintball maneuvers last spring

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2018:  15:09:56

Suffers from a rare fainting spell caused by wide open spaces.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/31/2018:  15:11:34

Once said to Jabba The Hut, "Hey, Jabby, morbid obesity is a really good look for you!"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2018:  18:45:03

Worked as a stuntman in the traveling carny getting shot out of a cannon

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2018:  02:06:08

If that train doesn't arrive soon,,I"ll need to go pee...

stanleytone - Posted - 09/01/2018:  03:39:04

Of COURSE I'm here for the bluegrass jam! Why do you ask?

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/01/2018:  04:37:21

Likes to photobomb famous banjo pickers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2018:  05:44:05

Trying to cause trouble again

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2018:  07:14:50

To save few bucks, he made his own cowboy hat out of dryer lint, a shredded sock and some used dental floss.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/01/2018:  11:23:09

Once challenged Godzilla to a arm wrestling match.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2018:  11:25:10

Once advised Lassie to, "Forget acting, get some breath mints and become a nursing-home therapy dog."

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2018:  13:13:44

Can't play guitar or banjo,,,Blue with envy

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2018:  13:29:37

Last week, he finally broke into the music business. Lucky for him the store didn't have a burglar alarm.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2018:  15:30:12

Why is this man smiling?

Omeboy - Posted - 09/01/2018:  19:17:08

He took his girlfriend's advice literally when she said: "There's a train leave'n at six a.m.-----be UNDER it!"

stanleytone - Posted - 09/02/2018:  06:12:35

Ernest Hemingway is alive and well

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2018:  06:43:17

Clinch Mountain Left Step

Omeboy - Posted - 09/02/2018:  09:26:04

Unfortunately he enrolled in one of those "discount" twelve step programs. To save time, they do the last step first and eliminate the other eleven.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2018:  16:12:25

Goes to Eccentrics Anonymous meetings

stanleytone - Posted - 09/02/2018:  18:11:27

I've been waiting 45 minutes for this train...………..hmmmm…..I smell orange blossoms........

Edited by - stanleytone on 09/02/2018 18:13:25

Omeboy - Posted - 09/02/2018:  19:18:28

The boys are excited to present their new line of custom fiberboard banjos. With economy in mind, you can also order a banjo made entirely out of reinforced cornflakes or solidified spaghetti. And remember their motto: "If you don't play'em------you can always eat'em."

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/02/2018:  19:40:30

Once believed unicorns grew on trees.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2018:  19:49:33

Thinks a lily pad is a some girl’s apartment

Omeboy - Posted - 09/02/2018:  19:51:18

It was a tough choice, but the local Eyewitness New Team decided to cover the opening of a new Kitty Rescue Center instead of Chuck's final check-out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2018:  03:04:16

If you ever need your beach combed,Omeboy can do it..

Omeboy - Posted - 09/03/2018:  07:00:03

Hasn't got a clue who Flatt & Scruggs were, but just ask him anything about "The Captain and Tennille."

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/03/2018:  12:28:43

President of the Captain and Tennille Fan Club.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2018:  12:56:31

Sargent at Arms for the Boy Scout troop

Omeboy - Posted - 09/03/2018:  14:00:19

When he missed practice too many times, the band members locked him in his guitar case..... and mailed it to Zimbabwe.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/03/2018:  15:47:55

Once pretended to be a snail for an entire month.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/03/2018:  16:02:23

Once said to Godzilla, "Would a breath mint or a little mouth wash absolutely kill ya??!!"