Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/12/2016:  18:23:17

I wonder if anyone will notice I ate the pet duck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2016:  18:26:22

Always wanted to box at Madison Square Garden

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/12/2016:  18:36:24

Always wanted opposable thumbs.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/13/2016:  05:28:46

Alright, who stoled my kibbles 'n Bits?

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/13/2016:  06:23:50

"You gotta excuse my nerves, it's duck season"

J e f f - Posted - 03/13/2016:  06:25:42

Enjoys walks on the beach, fine wine, classic literature, and sniffing butts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2016:  07:48:53

Used to chew snuff, now just sniffs butt

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/13/2016:  10:05:51

These boots are killing my hands something awful!

J e f f - Posted - 03/13/2016:  16:12:45

I AM smiling.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/13/2016:  16:31:28

I wonder if the guy sitting on the carpet taking this picture knows that I drag my rear end there.

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 03/13/2016 16:34:27

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2016:  16:56:09

Blew out his rear end at the dragstrip

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/13/2016:  17:41:16

I sure wish I had worn my diaper, because my rear end tells me I am fixin' to sling more than this puck!

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 03/13/2016 17:46:08

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2016:  03:29:40

Thousands of dollars in orthodontics wasted. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/14/2016:  05:11:57

I said the "large" pill, not the "small" pill!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2016:  06:59:42

Wants plastic bill surgery

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2016:  07:38:48

Organizing a Planet of the Apes reunion.

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/14/2016:  15:35:51

Thanks for bringing your baby to reunion . . . Aw, look at it! Bless it's little heart.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2016:  15:50:49

Left the boxer reunion with a black eye

J e f f - Posted - 03/14/2016:  17:10:30

This is my hockey stick. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/14/2016:  17:40:58

I do hockey in the hallway but Jeff gets upset with me

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2016:  17:43:48

Ever since I used this for a paddle, it won't stay in tune

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/14/2016:  18:02:33

Big paddle, little Ape-titude!

J e f f - Posted - 03/14/2016:  18:43:42

Unashamedly goes out in public wearing no clothes.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2016:  03:26:12

Still waiting for his cheeseburger. 

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/15/2016:  04:14:49

My Mom warned me not to mix with a Poodle. Argh!

Edited by - Bk2olKY on 03/15/2016 04:22:51

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2016:  05:20:06

Understands what humans meant about "going to the dogs" when he sees OM45's avatar.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2016:  08:10:07

Likes heckling neighborhood dogs when they bark

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/15/2016:  15:48:17

This is all that's left of me after last night!!!

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/15/2016:  17:25:05

"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance."

J e f f - Posted - 03/15/2016:  18:43:57

Pondering the meaning of life.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2016:  18:53:24

Hates getting tar on his heels

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2016:  03:36:31

Wants to renegotiate his contract. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2016:  04:28:45

Voted most likely to date a fire hydrant.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/16/2016:  05:44:21

Enrolled in speech therapy school yesterday.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2016:  07:32:10

Thinking about going back to barber school

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/16/2016:  12:54:04

Hey Einstein, you are going the wrong way!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2016:  14:17:29

Wishes he had a tail

Bk2olKY - Posted - 03/16/2016:  19:13:10

"Hey, it beats Neverland Ranch, trust me!"

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/17/2016:  09:23:36

No,,Hutch was not my grandpa

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2016:  16:31:02

Every time I turn this little knobby thing, my car horn goes off.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2016:  16:39:04

Every time I blink, I fall asleep

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  03:24:31

Looking forward to the playoffs. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2016:  04:03:53

Forgets to look forward when walking.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  04:05:50

Every pup should have a good Mama like I have..

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2016:  05:32:14

Joe, the tirebender, cut him off for prolonged tuning

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  07:20:22

What do you mean "two minute minor for not being human"?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  10:16:07

I Never go near the woodsman

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2016:  13:15:00

Moonlights as the woodsman.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/18/2016:  14:58:35

doesn't know if the moon is lit or not