banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2018:  03:15:31

Doesn't wear a T shirt,,,or pants.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2018:  03:42:08

Practicing Holiday songs

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  06:38:54

Has been on a llooonnnggg holiday- it's called being fired.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2018:  11:01:53

All fired up about aglets

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2018:  15:46:16

Waiting for someone to light the Acme Booster Rocket from Hell.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  16:16:51

uses a small compact booster rocket when migrating north

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2018:  03:32:58

afraid to light a booster in his outhouse,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  04:39:22

Charter member of the Stratocaster Booster Club

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2018:  05:10:50

Battling for 1st.place in Motor Bike Bill's Booster Club

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  05:33:52

Composing a song about land speed record motorcycles

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2018:  06:35:58

pours amphetamines into his gas tank

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  07:07:02

Has been fishing around in Bill's gas tank with a net.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2018:  15:58:07

Doesn't need a gas tank after eating 19 cans of baked beans.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2018:  18:05:57

likes baking cattails in Daisy's oven

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2018:  03:58:21

Working on a new coffee table book titled "Outhouse Wall Graffiti - Volume 2".

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2018:  05:24:38

Working on a new coffee table book called “Puddle Ducks Of North America, volume 1”

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2018:  11:00:52

had too much coffee this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2018:  12:16:59

Doesn't accept the concept of "too much coffee"

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2018:  16:39:39

Wondering what happened to his favorite coffee cup.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2018:  18:20:16

Has a mug but it doesn't hold coffee

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2018:  04:17:12

Has picture of mug posted at the county jail and post office.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2018:  10:42:48

Flies over every county jail and laughs at the goons in the exercise yard

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2018:  03:47:25

Wonders why no one has sign up for his new outhouse exercise program.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  04:44:49

Has the right to remain silent but not the self control

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2018:  09:09:40

Has no stop switch on self-control

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  11:21:46

Exercising self control every day

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2018:  14:51:26

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.......poof!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/10/2018:  16:03:20

"YOU'RE DESPICABLE!"

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  16:54:38

The smell is unbelievable

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2018:  03:35:32

GOOD! Left turn ahead

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  03:44:47

Left holding the guitar

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2018:  15:52:55

No oncoming traffic out here

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2018:  16:20:16

Fired his band bus driver/bass player for getting stuck in traffic

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  17:08:25

It's lonely at the top of his outhouse empire

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2018:  02:41:06

Never wanted to poop in Chuck's outhouse.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  03:42:53

Still waiting but no longer remembers what for

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2018:  03:50:59

Was riding around in circles for days, now riding in squares.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  04:21:05

Flew in circles until he fell to the ground with his head spinning

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2018:  06:26:51

Hasn't felt grounded in years

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  07:15:36

Lining up dozens of outhouses outside the chili competition

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2018:  16:05:19

Refuses to leave outhouse after chili competition.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2018:  16:14:17

refuses to migrate north in the springtime

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2018:  03:31:39

Migrates back to Calgary in the springtime

TB-3 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  08:09:58

Never migrated back from the salt flats

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  09:15:26

knocks anyone flat who flings open the door quickly and smashes his banjo

TB-3 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  10:50:40

the odor of unmucked outhouse knocks anyone flat who flings open the door quickly

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2018:  16:15:38

TB-1 pretending to be a TB-3

TB-3 - Posted - 12/13/2018:  16:36:21

slow lane driver pretending to be a speed racer

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2018:  16:45:38

Just standing around hoping someone will pick me up and play