TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2019:  13:35:31

Once lost a starting contest with Marty Feldman.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/21/2019:  13:48:29

Was recently targeted by a group of politicians. Not for his vote--------for his miserable ducky carcass.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2019:  16:54:06

Poster dog for SPCA Christmas donations - for the euthanasia injection

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2019:  18:19:42

Poster-boy for carnivores anonymous

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/22/2019:  05:35:49

Once dated Queen Elizabeth the First.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2019:  07:41:51

Once almost dated Daisy

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2019:  15:10:02

Just realized there are only two shopping days left until Christmas

Omeboy - Posted - 12/22/2019:  17:13:50

Once pirouetted until he puked.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2019:  18:41:18

Pukes on the bed 15 minutes after scoffing goose poop at the park

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2019:  02:58:08

Prefers eating the goose

Omeboy - Posted - 12/23/2019:  12:23:17

This time of year, he likes to sneak up behind people and give them what he calls "the Christmas Goose."

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/23/2019 12:24:10

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2019:  14:15:47

Haunted by images of the Christmas Goose...

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2019:  15:44:05

Can’t find any red daisies to wear for Christmas

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2019:  19:20:11

Struggling with “am I a reptile or an amphibian?”

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2019:  15:38:15

Likes to stand on a street corner and clap at red or green Chevys.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 12/25/2019 15:38:53

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2019:  16:48:36

Has forgotten the safe word he gave to Elmer Fudd

Omeboy - Posted - 12/25/2019:  17:33:44

Giving his thumb a rest after giving all those "Christmas gooses."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2019:  03:34:27

Scared Santa away. His family is not amused

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/26/2019:  03:46:16

Kicked out of Elf School for goosing the Head School Master.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2019:  03:49:49

Spent Christmas flying along with Santa

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2019:  12:03:08

Returned all of his gifts for cash and donated it to the Human Fund.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 12/28/2019 12:03:59

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2019:  16:49:54

Used to procrastinate but doesn’t have the time any longer

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2019:  12:24:46

Always gets lipstick on his collar

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/29/2019 12:25:03

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2019:  17:44:56

His collar is a fashion statement

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/31/2019:  05:49:48

Keeps a full size 57 Buick in his back pocket.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2019:  06:04:15

Can’t reach the pedals on a 57 Buick

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2019:  10:09:38

Used to sail on the Flying Dutchman

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2019:  10:36:12

Used to think he was a Gila Monster

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2020:  17:37:38

Needs a new updated whiplash collar

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2020:  19:08:36

Like to serenade the ladies at the old folks home.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2020:  04:15:55

Still recovering from first night fun

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2020:  09:30:42

Still recovering from attending a performance of Macbeth.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/02/2020:  11:27:27

After playing a gig, he doesn't accept cash or checks, but he gladly accepts goats, chickens and orphans.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2020:  15:30:54

Someone told him he’d better have eyes in the back of his head living in that neighbo(u)rhood

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2020:  18:54:32

Rejected by the other alligators when he announced that he’s a vegan

Omeboy - Posted - 01/02/2020:  20:42:00

Collaborating with Chuck on a play about a dinosaur that accidentally eats his own mother. It's entitled: "Oedipus Tyrannosaurus Rex."

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2020:  03:02:08

Terrorized terrier

Omeboy - Posted - 01/03/2020:  13:14:25

At Chuck's suggestion, he's shortened the play's title to "Oedipus T. Rex."

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/03/2020:  17:40:04

Sleeps with an 8 x 10 glossy photo of Annette Funicello.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2020:  17:49:41

Never sleeps at the swamp

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2020:  18:57:10

Never sleeps

Omeboy - Posted - 01/03/2020:  20:35:05

Sleeps in his parents basement.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2020:  20:37:20

Likes playing a cat-and-mouse game with Walt Disney’s great grandson

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2020:  04:16:19

Too cheap to buy a ticket

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2020:  14:46:40

Claims to be Elmer Fudd's great great grandfather.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/04/2020:  15:37:26

Tried to convince Elmer Fudd to film all his scenes in the nude like he and Bugs always did.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2020:  17:17:27

Tried to convince Walt that mouse ears weren’t dignified enough

Omeboy - Posted - 01/04/2020:  19:27:06

He's a "man of means by no means..."

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2020:  13:57:35

Oh the humiliation!