OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2018:  16:40:36

Don't know know it's impolite to wear your hat indoors?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2018:  04:02:31

Rejected 17 times by the Mickey Mouse Fan Club.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2018:  04:16:48

Once dated a Mouseketeer

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2018:  08:26:27

Once had a blind date with the Bearded Lady from the traveling carny

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2018:  13:20:35

Of course I'm paying attention. What did you say?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2018:  19:18:05

Failed attempt at time travel to get the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2018:  04:28:17

Doesn’t accept failure as an option in spite of utter failure to get Last Word

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2018:  08:35:06

Can’t seem to quit

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2018:  10:34:53

Don’t give me any of that “until death do us part” crap

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/05/2018:  15:12:55

Wishes he had the Auto Post 4000.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2018:  17:40:30

Wishes he had never heard of the Auto Post 4000.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/06/2018:  03:57:19

Testing the new Auto Ride 1000.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2018:  04:31:33

Happy with his new Feather Groomer 1000

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2018:  07:03:20

Happy to be anywhere not locked up

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2018:  07:10:37

Ask any of my ex-wives if I'm a good guy

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/07/2018:  03:58:19

Being chased by the Keystone Cops.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2018:  04:41:27

Chases the Keystone Cops out of the swamp

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/07/2018:  09:01:07

Loves being a back seat driver.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2018:  09:12:38

Booby traps duck blinds every fall

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/08/2018:  04:03:20

Wink wink, nudge, nudge...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2018:  18:22:24

Winks with both eyes together

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2018:  19:40:08

Eyes are shut tight from the dust storms

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  04:06:40

She’s going into this relationship with her eyes wide shut

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/09/2018:  04:08:07

Has only one speed...slow.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  04:12:30

Fastest duck on the pond

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  12:04:03

Can’t duck the issue of his increasing madness

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/09/2018:  14:32:38

Thinking of ducking under the table.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2018:  14:54:22

Can't understand why everyone doesn't have webbed feet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2018:  15:52:21

Can’t understand why he isn’t famous like Evel

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2018:  02:21:10

Secretly saves his gum under the table.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  04:06:28

Trying to remember the words to “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor “

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2018:  17:35:40

Looking for Dumpsterville.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2018:  18:38:26

Looks up when someone hollers “Duck!”

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2018:  20:06:06

Never looks up when some boy says,”Mommy, who is that strange man?”

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  03:24:06

Don’t look up, my wife just walked in.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:02:28

Was once attached by the Women's Auxiliary Club of Trenton.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:11:02

Flew to New Jersey last year with a bunch of geese

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  04:56:19

Has driven to New Jersey many times

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/11/2018:  13:14:56

Founding member of the Flat Earth Society.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  17:26:35

Founding member of the Webbed Foot Society

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2018:  18:03:48

Had his membership with the Knievel Admiration Society revoked

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2018:  18:24:42

Is this good enough?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2018:  04:19:02

Practicing for the snake river jump.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  04:31:28

Jumps whenever he sees a snake

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2018:  15:23:23

Tries to jump tall women while blind folded.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2018:  18:39:39

Tried to jump a cute looking decoy

Omeboy - Posted - 07/12/2018:  20:38:25

Take his advice: "Never, ever try to sit on a yard stick!"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2018:  04:20:26

I’m schizophrenic, and so am I...

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2018:  10:21:21

my better half rides a Ducati