banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2016:  01:37:11

The chicks won't come down here in the gutter

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  02:35:59

Banjo playing chick magnet. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  07:42:43

Not allowed to eat crackers in bed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:21:10

Misses his bed terribly

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:22:09

Has an odd fascination with cheese.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:29:25

Alright kids, listen carefully and I tell you about my nightmare encounter with a wheel of cheese.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:35:56

Ooh!  This is going to be a gouda!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:38:39

Alright kids, listen carefully and I will sing you a song about the time my ass was frozen on a stump.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:40:35

Holy crap!  I just bit my tongue.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:44:01

Alright kids, I'm going to teach you a song but you can't tell your mother where you learned it.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:44:53

That guy above me has some pretty good looking kids. 

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:50:17

Kids, there's something I have to tell you.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:52:10

Pull my tongue!  I dare you.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:54:55

Kids, whatever you do, you must stay away from that weirdo with the cheese.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:57:00

Did you know that cheese provides several important nutritional benefits?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:57:44

Kids, you should know that I covered where you are sitting with Super Glue.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  10:59:31

Oh boy.  I forgot that swiss makes my hands and forearms swell up. 

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2016:  11:02:20

This is the biggest crowd I've drawn so far this year.

Forrest - Posted - 10/26/2016:  19:19:00

I have a thing for mice, so this had better work.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2016:  21:06:20

Promised the kids he'd pay them $10 each to sit there

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2016:  02:49:42

I can sit here for nothing

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  03:10:42

I will get paid nothing if I can't get this banjo in tune. 

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  10:09:38

I wonder if a banjo string could be used to slice this stuff?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  10:54:44

OK, I'll play 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall one more time...

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2016:  11:43:47

Likes watching the Packers from Cheesehead country

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  11:57:30

Wonders if Green Bay is really green.

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  11:58:26

Wonders if the green stuff in that cheese is going to kill him

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:00:02

Trying to keep these kids entertained is killing him.

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:06:17

One more piece won't kill me!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2016:  12:47:31

I just realized these aren't my kids.

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  13:29:19

"Hey guys!  What do you call cheese that isn't yours?  Nacho cheese!!"

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2016:  14:30:13

Hey,,play us that plinkity-plonk thing one more time.

Forrest - Posted - 10/27/2016:  16:46:17

Get ready for a little bit of picking and a whole lot of tuning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2016:  17:55:20

Just tells them about Earl,,..never plays a note

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  02:47:39

Wondering how he ended up here. 

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  06:38:30

Oooh!  How did you get here?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  06:39:34

Mama, don't let you babies grow up to be banjo players.

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  06:41:06

They always told me my face would freeze this way, but did I listen?  Nooooo!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/28/2016:  07:35:11

Welcome to Banjo 101...I'm Mr Forrest.  First off, anyone need to go to the Little Banjo Pickers Room?

Edited by - drew-gurbach on 10/28/2016 07:35:39

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  07:35:49

OK kids, we're going to start with a basic alternating thumb bass line.

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  08:16:02

Just a jump to the left, then a step to the right....

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:11:01

Now that you have the alternating thumb pattern down, we're going to tackle Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:52:05

Forgot to critique Drew

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  10:55:01

Well, I'll be a human's uncle.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  12:47:39

Hope Drew doesn't slide in another post before Bill does.

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/28/2016 12:50:24

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2016:  13:32:34

I have a special cow for this cheese milk

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2016:  13:42:08

I have a special tuner for this banjo but I left it at home.

Forrest - Posted - 10/28/2016:  13:53:33

Speaking of tunah (tuner), that would go with this cheese.  Anyone have any crackahs?

MWBailey - Posted - 10/28/2016:  17:30:32

WEll,lemme tell ya story 'bout a man named ed...