OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2020:  09:13:13

None of them have heard about social distancing

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2020:  13:27:19

Are you standing on his neck?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2020:  15:37:26

New sheriff in town

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2020:  15:45:11

The sheriff has been summonsed

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2020:  03:32:29

Just realized he forgot the game cart!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2020:  08:11:26

Has been able to out-fly the virus

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/29/2020:  10:17:50

Quick Bob, install the special black socks before he wakes up.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2020:  10:39:20

Taking it one day at a time

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2020:  11:55:32

Taking it one squirrel at a time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2020:  12:05:26

Taking it one punch at a time

Omeboy - Posted - 06/29/2020:  14:42:00

So far Cody and Bubba's revolutionary new product, "The i-squirrel," has been a complete bust.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2020:  14:57:50

Got busted for humping the mayor’s wife’s leg

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2020:  03:38:02

The percussionists are punching in 6/8 time

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/30/2020:  16:27:36

Wow, these jockstraps are the bomb.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/30/2020:  16:52:24

Once applied for a copyright on whoopee cushions shaped liked dead squirrels.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2020:  16:59:26

Keeps a whoopee cushion in his doghouse

Omeboy - Posted - 06/30/2020:  17:17:10

It's hard to believe, but this all started when someone said, "Certs is a candy !" And some drunk shot back, "You're an egg-suck'en liar. It's a breath-mint !!!"

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/30/2020 17:20:37

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2020:  17:21:10

Has a cache of “2 mints-in-1” ; they’re breath mints and also function as anal suppository mints.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2020:  03:32:24

Misunderstood what a mosh pit is

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2020:  15:42:55

Like to freak out passing motorist by placing a dead squirrel with GJ Joes in the road.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/01/2020:  20:55:30

Once bribed a Hollywood doctor to tell Yosemite Sam he needed "brain by-pass surgery" as soon as possible.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2020:  03:27:58

Still recovering from brain injuries sustained whilst chasing parked cars

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/02/2020 03:28:32

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2020:  14:27:12

Looking to appear on “America’s Most Wanted”

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2020:  14:44:08

Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/02/2020:  20:37:59

Inspired by the TV show "Naked And Afraid," he just submitted a new series idea to the Discovery Channel he calls, "Afraid Of Being Naked With Elmer Fudd."

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2020:  04:42:29

Likes to cover his face with whipped cream and scare the hell out of people

Omeboy - Posted - 07/03/2020:  10:10:36

Yesterday the boys got tested. They're both negative for Covid-19, but they're both positive for rabies.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2020:  10:21:51

Used to date a rabid poodle named Tootsie

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2020:  04:59:12

This all started as a discussion over who was better, The Rolling Stones or The Beatles

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/04/2020:  19:00:43

Unbeknownst to Bobby and Billy, Rocky the crazed squirrel was an expert at playing dead.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/04/2020:  19:18:09

Once at a Hollywood party, he strongly advised the MGM lion to "get out of show business and get a job at a petting zoo."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2020:  19:37:22

Used to crawl into the pony corral at the petting zoo hoping for some food scraps.....until he got kicked in the schnozz

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  03:12:50

Several members of the band have been kicked in the schnozz

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/06/2020:  16:03:04

Be on the lookout for Vincent "Three Fingers" Tomassi and Bobby "The Muscles" Perrotta.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2020:  17:46:20

Uses a leaf blower for propulsion

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2020:  20:32:18

Takes senokot cuz of copious cheese consumption

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2020:  03:44:22

This all started when one of the tubists cut the cheese

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/09/2020:  18:29:52

Keeps cheese hidden in his armpits.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2020:  03:01:40

Prefers his crackers straight

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2020:  07:53:20

Attends Constipation Anonymous meetings

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2020:  11:25:49

This is the result of having a one-stall bathroom

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2020:  05:59:49

Can't wait for the next episode of "Ducks Unlimited".

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2020:  03:44:08

Supports Ducks Unlimited habitat conservation efforts

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2020:  07:24:18

Can’t get rid of his plantar fasciitis

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2020:  08:18:39

Keith Lockhart has completely disassociated himself from the orchestra

Omeboy - Posted - 07/13/2020:  20:41:28

Went to the local library to see if he could check out a copy of "How To Pick Up Inflatable Women."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2020:  21:44:58

Has an inflatable b**** Lab in his dog house

Omeboy - Posted - 07/13/2020:  22:46:09

This whole thing started when somebody punctured some guy's inflatable girlfriend.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2020:  03:10:13

Has a grand time puncturing inflatable girlfriends