drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/21/2014:  16:52:09

Watch closely while I turn my neck.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2014:  16:53:58

Watch closely while I caress this banjo

eljimb0 - Posted - 01/21/2014:  21:51:40

Honey!  ... get that thing off the dining room table we've got company for dinner!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2014:  02:12:14

Sorry, your double bass won't fit in the trunk.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2014:  02:39:52

This is not a real guitar

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/22/2014:  11:05:27

I lost my shoe again

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2014:  13:25:25

I got the wheels off a food processor.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/22/2014:  14:59:12

This thing will never fly

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2014:  20:03:05

HUmmm?? Bonnie and Clyde?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/22/2014:  20:55:55

If you look behind those Foster Grants it's hard to tell just what you would see. I'd rather not say at this point since I work for an undercover agency my self.

Scotty, there have a handful of people that have made ROTFL. buy your last post did it. it must from the lack of sleep .. your friend , Famous Amos and One Dog.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2014:  02:46:57

If you see this couple, do not approach. Call police immediately.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2014:  05:56:31

What a great invention,,,,now we can fix the single trees and hitch
up old Dobbin to the sleigh

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/23/2014:  16:25:45

OK folks! I’m fessin’ up! I’m standin’ on the world’s LARGEST sheet of fly-paper and I just can’t move!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2014:  18:05:32

This is what happens when the light bill doesn't get paid

eljimb0 - Posted - 01/24/2014:  00:58:06

Elvis has left the building........

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2014:  02:20:40

No, my name is NOT Sally!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/24/2014:  02:32:49

What are you doing to my guitar?! All I wanted was some new strings!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2014:  02:52:42

See, if I turn this rim backwards, you can hear the Beatle's song Helter Skelter.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2014:  03:04:06

I think I'm turned around right now,,,,,or am I?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/24/2014:  10:20:24

I only turn around for blonds, brunettes, and red heads!

eljimb0 - Posted - 01/24/2014:  10:48:03

Quick!  ...turn around!  ...the lathe has caught your neck-tie

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2014:  12:05:24

OK boys, just dump the gravel in the back here.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2014:  02:33:35

I'm putting this banjo neck on a Martin D28 body and
it's not going so good

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/25/2014:  05:10:46

The weatherman said that I needed to wear a jacket today, but he was wrong!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/25/2014:  07:58:00

Lights...camera...action!! Ok, you're suppose to talk taking now. Let's try it again, lights...camera...action!!!

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/25/2014:  09:15:16

Maybe you all can't tell it from thisss spic but I have the physical... ptui, ...physique, spituii,  that most drake ducks can only dream about.

Some word are almost downright dis-speakable when I trys to speak 'em.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/25/2014:  14:15:23

I say it best when I say nothing at all...

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/25/2014:  14:45:14

Bob Villa couldnt be here today, so I'm gonna show ya how to make door knobs.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/25/2014:  19:23:47

I'm really a car salesman

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/26/2014:  02:16:46

Now in this photo,you'll see that I'm wearing a beard.
You can see that,can't you?

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/26/2014:  08:40:40

I'm wearing a disguise that's so good I don't need a beard.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/26/2014:  10:07:43

The hat is just a wee bit small. , that's the reason it sits on top of my head

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/26/2014:  11:25:57

I was once mistaken for Wolf Man Jack.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/26/2014:  19:09:47

I dont know jack about wolfs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2014:  03:03:36

I wish I knew where the main switch is

drew-gurbach - Posted - 01/27/2014:  04:35:44

Hi Drew, I'm Scotty the Electrician! I'm here to help you find that main switch!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/27/2014:  04:40:14

Wanted

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2014:  05:25:39

Another satisfied customer of Hair Club for Men

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2014:  05:31:58

Never do more than 1 fret level,,,put in new frets

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/27/2014:  10:15:18

I never fret about anything!

eljimb0 - Posted - 01/27/2014:  11:47:05

Heaven is a six pack of Bud lite and a spinning wood lathe!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/27/2014:  12:50:10

It's cold out here

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2014:  13:53:14

Bonnie and Clyde wannabes

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2014:  15:15:35

I also repair bagpipes

eljimb0 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  00:15:10

Hey dude, What's your sign?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/28/2014:  02:48:42

Waiting for my designated driver....

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2014:  08:42:18

Waiting for someone to call me to lunch.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/28/2014:  17:17:42

Where are the seagulls

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2014:  03:04:04

Don't we make a good looking threesom?
Her,me,and all my hair?