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 ARCHIVED TOPIC: Rate the avatar above you Part 12


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OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  04:28:22


When they said the banjo player had a large head, I didn’t know they meant this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2019:  08:48:09


Once flunked an IQ test

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  13:52:38


Gets to keep anything he finds in the tank.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2019:  08:59:21


Lost his tank and mind many years ago.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  07:36:28


Lost his new Rand-McNally “GPS for Wayward Ducks” device

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2019:  08:29:29


Found out that there was no honey in the tank

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2019:  11:26:56


Having trouble dealing with groupies

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  11:58:11


Having trouble finding his other biker buddies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2019:  12:28:20


Needs a longer hose

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2019:  03:40:14


Needs a longer clutch pedal.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2019:  04:17:28


Needs a pair of glasses

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  06:55:01


Needs 10 more minutes to tune up

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  08:51:25


Needs a new job

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2019:  10:37:54


Needs someone to say GO!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  12:16:17


Still mourning his Pez dispenser collection

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  14:02:24


Still mourning his runaway wife

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2019:  14:38:00


Dumps his honey at the same place every day

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:44:14


Avoids Chuck’s dumping site

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:49:09


Avoids the frustration of tuneups

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:56:40


$200,000 in college loans - for this?!?!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2019:  04:15:01


When for $300.000 you could have this

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2019:  05:02:02


Invested $20 in a vest

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2019:  07:06:17


His wife has a vested interest in his demise

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2019:  08:27:15


My job stinks. No, really, it stinks to high heaven.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/23/2019:  14:50:06


Wishes he hadn't eaten 5 bowls of bran cereal this morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2019:  04:20:47


Still has a warm spot in his heart for Daisy, all these years after she left him for Donald.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2019:  07:49:52


Keeps passing people saying,”I feel just ducky!”

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2019:  10:16:36


Discovered to his horror that his machinery will suck up a duck faster than you can lisp, "Suffering Succotash!"

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2019:  16:54:28


Listens to disco duck every night before bed.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/24/2019:  22:00:27


He almost got cast as the 8th dwarf in Snow White, but at the last minute they decided to drop "Nut-job."


Edited by - Omeboy on 01/24/2019 22:02:31

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  04:51:13


Joined the color guard in his high school marching band and look what happened

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  07:20:47


Told his grade 9 teacher 30 years ago that school was for nerds

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  09:31:25


Nerds, turds...

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/25/2019:  14:46:08


Moonlights as an Uber driver at night.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  15:35:38


Moonlights as carnival firing range target on weekends

Omeboy - Posted - 01/25/2019:  17:04:35


Got arrested once for mooning the School For The Blind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  17:30:58


Goes only on blind dates to avoid rejection

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  18:09:51


Starting to think his career choice is interfering with his dating

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/26/2019:  03:53:02


Likes to walk around town wearing clown shoes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2019:  07:03:33


Can’t find any quadruple-wide 7DDD shoes for his uptown date with Daisy’s sister next week


Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/26/2019 07:04:30

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2019:  10:29:15


His wife won’t let him wear his work shoes into the house

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2019:  11:23:32


Talked his fuming wife into making more sandwiches for to toss his way

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2019:  15:40:35


Doesn’t take lunch break

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/27/2019:  11:50:45


His middle name is "lunch break".

Omeboy - Posted - 01/27/2019:  14:21:27


Once got an irate phone call from Betty Boop after he bribed the Art Department to misspell her last name.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2019:  15:32:06


Likes breaking into welding shops and hooking into 220 volt outlets


Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/27/2019 15:33:25

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2019:  15:52:14


Tanks for nothing

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2019:  04:28:15


Had feet removed in a last ditch attempt to increase speed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2019:  05:11:30


What a duck----WHAT A DUCK!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2019:  06:09:55


Incoming waterfowl - DUCK!

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