OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  04:28:22

When they said the banjo player had a large head, I didn’t know they meant this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2019:  08:48:09

Once flunked an IQ test

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2019:  13:52:38

Gets to keep anything he finds in the tank.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2019:  08:59:21

Lost his tank and mind many years ago.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  07:36:28

Lost his new Rand-McNally “GPS for Wayward Ducks” device

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2019:  08:29:29

Found out that there was no honey in the tank

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2019:  11:26:56

Having trouble dealing with groupies

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2019:  11:58:11

Having trouble finding his other biker buddies

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2019:  12:28:20

Needs a longer hose

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2019:  03:40:14

Needs a longer clutch pedal.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2019:  04:17:28

Needs a pair of glasses

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  06:55:01

Needs 10 more minutes to tune up

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  08:51:25

Needs a new job

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2019:  10:37:54

Needs someone to say GO!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  12:16:17

Still mourning his Pez dispenser collection

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  14:02:24

Still mourning his runaway wife

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2019:  14:38:00

Dumps his honey at the same place every day

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:44:14

Avoids Chuck’s dumping site

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:49:09

Avoids the frustration of tuneups

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2019:  18:56:40

$200,000 in college loans - for this?!?!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2019:  04:15:01

When for $300.000 you could have this

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2019:  05:02:02

Invested $20 in a vest

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2019:  07:06:17

His wife has a vested interest in his demise

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2019:  08:27:15

My job stinks. No, really, it stinks to high heaven.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/23/2019:  14:50:06

Wishes he hadn't eaten 5 bowls of bran cereal this morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2019:  04:20:47

Still has a warm spot in his heart for Daisy, all these years after she left him for Donald.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2019:  07:49:52

Keeps passing people saying,”I feel just ducky!”

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2019:  10:16:36

Discovered to his horror that his machinery will suck up a duck faster than you can lisp, "Suffering Succotash!"

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2019:  16:54:28

Listens to disco duck every night before bed.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/24/2019:  22:00:27

He almost got cast as the 8th dwarf in Snow White, but at the last minute they decided to drop "Nut-job."

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/24/2019 22:02:31

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  04:51:13

Joined the color guard in his high school marching band and look what happened

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  07:20:47

Told his grade 9 teacher 30 years ago that school was for nerds

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  09:31:25

Nerds, turds...

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/25/2019:  14:46:08

Moonlights as an Uber driver at night.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  15:35:38

Moonlights as carnival firing range target on weekends

Omeboy - Posted - 01/25/2019:  17:04:35

Got arrested once for mooning the School For The Blind.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2019:  17:30:58

Goes only on blind dates to avoid rejection

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2019:  18:09:51

Starting to think his career choice is interfering with his dating

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/26/2019:  03:53:02

Likes to walk around town wearing clown shoes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2019:  07:03:33

Can’t find any quadruple-wide 7DDD shoes for his uptown date with Daisy’s sister next week

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/26/2019 07:04:30

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2019:  10:29:15

His wife won’t let him wear his work shoes into the house

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2019:  11:23:32

Talked his fuming wife into making more sandwiches for to toss his way

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2019:  15:40:35

Doesn’t take lunch break

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/27/2019:  11:50:45

His middle name is "lunch break".

Omeboy - Posted - 01/27/2019:  14:21:27

Once got an irate phone call from Betty Boop after he bribed the Art Department to misspell her last name.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2019:  15:32:06

Likes breaking into welding shops and hooking into 220 volt outlets

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/27/2019 15:33:25

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2019:  15:52:14

Tanks for nothing

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2019:  04:28:15

Had feet removed in a last ditch attempt to increase speed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2019:  05:11:30

What a duck----WHAT A DUCK!!