Omeboy - Posted - 05/02/2020:  14:05:07

First rule of hunting safety: Never dress up like a giant squirrel to
scare your buddies.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2020:  16:51:11

Canine 101 : Don’t ever tree a Sasquatch

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/02/2020 16:51:33

Omeboy - Posted - 05/02/2020:  18:16:21

This all started when someone forgot to bring donuts to the Homicidal Sado-Masochist Support Group.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/03/2020:  05:53:27

The look you get after reading all 625 pages of Rate the Avatar Above You thread.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/03/2020:  07:36:38

He's personally financing a vaccine to prevent a future outbreak of Elmer Fudds.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2020:  16:59:48

I'm not staring at you

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/05/2020:  03:59:15

Has anyone seen Rocky this morning?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  04:41:58

Thinks they should be called "gliding" squirrels

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  09:12:59

Those GMO acorns really have an affect

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  12:25:08

I told you we shouldn’t start an orchestra with hockey players

Omeboy - Posted - 05/05/2020:  13:34:27

The cross-breeding experiment of a squirrel with a grisly bear produced unexpected results.......and a real conversation piece for the trophy room.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  17:12:00

The cross-breeding experiment of a dog with a Mister Potato Head while on LSD produced unexpected results

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  17:15:38

Those boys kick hippies’ asses

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2020:  17:17:20

That does it, no more politics or religion at the jam.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/05/2020:  20:09:01

And in the news......

Another senseless Bluegrass death. This very large squirrel actually killed himself after hearing these two guys play "Cripple Creek"  non-stop for two days: a blatant case of animal cruelty.

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/05/2020 20:09:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2020:  22:13:56

Watched 18 straight hours of Huckleberry Hound reruns

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2020:  03:37:49

So much for the old "band kids are sissies" shibboleth

Omeboy - Posted - 05/06/2020:  20:18:21

Let's see. An unlimited supply of alcohol, high powered rifles, two guys whose combined IQs are still in double digits and a third dressed up in a giant squirrel suit---what could possibly go wrong???

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2020:  21:42:35

Keeps his eyes peeled for rogue over-sized squirrels

Omeboy - Posted - 05/06/2020:  22:28:21

Proof positive that committing mayhem is so much easier when you eliminate "social distancing."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2020:  04:35:21

There's some evidence that the Corona Virus may affect the eyes

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/07/2020 04:37:27

Omeboy - Posted - 05/07/2020:  08:08:44

Shoot first.
Ask questions after you sober up.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2020:  13:54:14

Ate two pounds of his masters best weed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2020:  14:03:44

Sending photos to Field & Stream magazine for possible award and fame

Mountain Dew - Posted - 05/07/2020:  16:21:07

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  03:35:25

Brothers from different mothers

Mountain Dew - Posted - 05/08/2020:  05:53:05

They don't grow 'em like this anymore.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  06:52:18

Photo and its negative

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  08:28:44

Giving the NRA a negative image

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2020:  09:20:03

Giving musicians a negative image

Omeboy - Posted - 05/08/2020:  13:41:26

No, he's not dead. He just wanted a tummy rub.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2020:  13:42:44

Hasn’t had a tummy rub since his last owner died from eating stale Gravy Train

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/08/2020 13:42:59

Omeboy - Posted - 05/08/2020:  15:50:05

This all started when someone asked: "Whose the better singer: Johnny Cash or Boy George?"

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:11:43

Claims to have found Aunt Ester's missing dentures.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  05:24:06

No need for dentures.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2020:  09:04:13

Would rather keep their green teeth

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2020:  11:15:09

I said, "Come in on the down beat", not "on the beat down"!

Omeboy - Posted - 05/10/2020:  19:12:22

Just seen on Craig's "other list:"

FOR SALE: One slightly used giant squirrel suit. Recent bullet hole freshly repaired. Barely noticeable blood stains. Will trade for cold beer. Call BR-5 4 9.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2020:  05:36:12

Makes prank phone calls to Junior's Used Car Sales

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2020:  08:34:14

Trying to sell the meat to Junior Samples

Omeboy - Posted - 05/11/2020:  08:45:53

This all started when somebody showed up wearing a giant squirrel suit.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2020:  12:09:02

Lens licker

Omeboy - Posted - 05/12/2020:  13:34:04

And there's your final proof, folks. A large flying squirrel with a beer-gut is an aerodynamic impossibility.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2020:  13:58:49

Was tongue-tied yesterday, but seems to be ok today

Omeboy - Posted - 05/12/2020:  14:38:00

This all started when somebody suggested having a wet T-shirt contest for guys with "man boobs."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2020:  03:36:19

No kisses for you!

Omeboy - Posted - 05/13/2020:  14:13:31

Did you ever notice that "man boobs" come in pairs like these two?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2020:  14:41:15

Laughs at the follies of man

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/13/2020:  16:13:04

Laughs at nothing, then shouts "A" for ten minutes.