OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2018:  03:29:20

Cranky because his flip flops hurt his webbed feet

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2018:  09:38:47

thinks his website manager deleted his "followers"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2018:  13:19:45

Hoping no one followed them out here

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2018:  15:36:48

Mamma Mia, that's a really hard seat!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2018:  16:17:47

Cries every time he reads The Ugly Duckling

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2018:  16:53:02

read his motorcycle manual with a jaundiced eye

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/02/2018:  19:03:33

Afraid of flying squirrels named Rocky.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2018:  03:23:01

Still bitter that he didn’t get a role on the Rocky and Bullwinkle show

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2018:  07:25:12

the backside is sure getting sun-baked

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2018:  08:34:25

on the backside of 70

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2018:  12:11:33

Not really thinking about the consequences of their actions

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/03/2018:  15:19:36

Look Kemosabe, it's that naked buffalo again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2018:  03:56:14

I juth looked in the mirror..Gueth what I thaw?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2018:  07:11:30

quit riding the range last year

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2018:  08:05:53

Bass player is still not sure this is what they meant when they said the band would ride the rails.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2018:  10:13:43

OHCHIE!!!!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2018:  13:29:22

OK guys, the fun's over - you can come out now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2018:  14:33:24

Wishes this bike had foot pegs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2018:  15:48:34

has a peg leg fashioned out of one o' those railing posts

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2018:  18:43:21

Wonderful, just wonderful...you forgot the tar and feathers again Chuck.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2018:  05:10:41

Hopes Chuck doesn't expect to get any feathers from him.

J e f f - Posted - 05/05/2018:  06:57:22

Hopes this fixes his hemorrhoid problem.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2018:  07:52:46

thinks piles are heaps of dogdoo

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2018:  21:21:30

Are you sure this will improve my playing?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2018:  07:25:18

As a kid, always wore diapers on his head.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2018:  11:35:44

Wears diapers when he flies south for the winter

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2018:  11:39:13

never saw an Indian summer

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2018:  11:41:55

Have you learned your lesson yet?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2018:  12:55:31

Dreams of flying south for the winter.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2018:  18:20:44

has dreams of Daisy and him on lovers lane

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/07/2018:  05:07:58

Just realized he forgot to turn off the television at home.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2018:  07:49:17

has a female duck friend in Williston

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2018:  12:52:43

Contemplating putting a 5-way switch on his Strat.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/07/2018:  17:14:40

Still chasing the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2018:  05:08:02

Still a source of amusement to Last Word

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2018:  05:51:04

just realized he can't stop without falling over

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2018:  08:06:20

Already fell off the fence four times

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/08/2018 08:06:35

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2018:  16:26:38

thinking of his next comment

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2018:  02:08:44

Always thinking of $$$$$$$$$

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2018:  02:55:41

Assembling the ole gang for another streaking party.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2018:  09:24:02

hasn't had a bath since his last date with Daisy 4 years ago

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2018:  11:37:59

Overjoyed to see the train being their toilet paper order.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2018:  13:50:00

Relieved that ducks don't need toilet paper

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2018:  14:00:11

takes diarrhea prevention pills

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/10/2018:  02:11:34

The Ex-lax is here!! The Ex-lax is here!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2018:  03:45:13

Worried about the effects of global warming on the swamp

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2018:  08:04:39

Still looking for a Speedo that fits

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/10/2018 08:05:27

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2018:  12:41:09

The bass player suddenly realized what Bob Dylan meant by It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/10/2018 12:41:39

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/10/2018:  13:04:29

Eats baked beans before every ride for that extra power boost.