Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2020:  20:50:03

This all started when the meanest drunk in the place jumped in front the wide screen TV and "mooned" a local politician.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  04:04:01

Doesn’t understand why all the fuss over mooning

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  06:10:15

Moons his wife in bed almost every night

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:38:25

They shouldn’t have allow spout the practice

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:54:17

Last of the great hotdog lovers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2020:  12:32:06

Heckles Labs when they jump in the pond to chase ducks

Omeboy - Posted - 07/25/2020:  22:08:39

This was actually one of the first crash-test laboratories where they tested denture adhesives and brass knuckles.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2020:  12:17:11

Was happier living on the street

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  16:46:05

Never wears earmuffs

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2020:  02:58:28

Rushing the free ear plug table

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2020:  14:05:03

This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, this had none...and this little piggy went all the way home....

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  03:28:03

Has nightmares about pressed duck recipes

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:01:36

Couch potato with a tie

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:13:09

The conductor just decided to change careers

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:14:48

Had a career once as a bare-footed accountant

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:17:30

There’s no accountability here

Omeboy - Posted - 07/29/2020:  12:01:23

Lost his accountability when he talked his inflatable girlfriend into getting acupuncture.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2020:  16:46:16

Binge watches Huckleberry Hound cartoons

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2020:  03:03:23

Taking this music thing a little too seriously

Omeboy - Posted - 07/30/2020:  12:46:46

There was confusion when he signed up for a CPR class. They thought he was the resuscitation dummy.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/30/2020 12:47:33

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2020:  03:26:13

Tried to save a choking victim using the hind-lick maneuver

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2020:  03:43:51

Eagerly waiting for his favorite TV dinner, spam, , spam, spam, bacon and spam, and a glass of spam juice.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2020:  04:17:51

Learning how to pronounce Isaias

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2020:  08:33:52

Had a short fling with Daisy Duck’s cousin til she found out about his checkered past

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/31/2020 08:34:10

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2020:  10:44:36

The real reason behind Schubert’s unfinished symphony

Omeboy - Posted - 07/31/2020:  21:37:15

Claims to be the "love child" that resulted from a steamy tryst between Howdy Doody and Olive Oil.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2020:  22:40:18

Donated his tongue upon death to the local shoe factory

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2020:  03:07:58

This isn’t going to help the orchestra’s recruitment efforts.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2020:  08:36:41

Somehow manages to smile ---- even though a fortune teller told him he would "come back" as Elmer Fudd's jock-strap in his next life.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2020:  10:43:45

Went to the dogs and never returned

Omeboy - Posted - 08/01/2020:  20:20:32

Picks up a little additional income on weekends by renting himself out as a doggy chew-toy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2020:  20:42:34

Often chases his tail to annoy the family cat

Omeboy - Posted - 08/02/2020:  12:45:57

It's really hard to believe, but this all started from a reasonably calm discussion over which hand sanitizer made the tastiest cocktail.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2020:  03:14:44

Finds goose poop tastier than kibble

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2020:  09:06:20

Hates blue cheese and rice crackers

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2020:  11:45:00

Just blew their chances of getting memberships in the Pacifist Guild

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2020:  15:53:11

You'd never know it to look at him, but he has a black belt in Sum Flung Dung.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2020:  16:23:58

Shares a fire hydrant down the street with “Fluffy” the cute French Poodle

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2020:  17:19:46

Shares practice space with an ultimate fighting gym

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2020:  20:11:09

He would just like to remind you to please give generously to the "People Who Strongly Resemble Hand Puppets Relief Fund." Thank you.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2020:  03:13:22

Secretly thinks of humans as prey

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2020:  09:39:16

Only prays for fresh premium crackers

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2020:  12:36:29

Fighting over the latest issue of the Woodwind and Brasswind catalogue

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2020:  22:07:37

Could never understand why Betty Rubble was never a centerfold for Playboy Magazine.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2020:  02:56:10

Still resents being passed over as a stunt double for Dino

Omeboy - Posted - 08/05/2020:  10:09:46

Once tried to take his own life by sticking his head in a waffle iron.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2020:  11:12:59

Appears to be trying to devour himself starting in his crotch

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2020:  11:24:58

Has 10 boxes of pure grade senna in his outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2020:  17:56:14

Scrum at the entrance to the outhouse