Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  17:50:01

Claims he's working with Elon Musk on a new self-driving, battery-powered tunic.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  18:37:00

Claims he's working with Elon Musk on a new self-coloring, battery-powered epidermis

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  18:43:16

After his last court date, he came up with an idea that could be a financial blockbuster-------inflatable lawyers.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2019:  18:45:27

Once tried to blow up a bus and badly burned his lips

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2019:  18:48:48

A matching two-piece outfit for him is a pair of socks.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2019:  21:04:51

Once worked as a neon sign above a drug store

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  02:23:20

If he could talk he would tell us his skates are too small

Omeboy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  07:52:39

Picks up a little side money by letting elderly boy scouts tie knots in his beard.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  08:30:09

Picks up a little side money freaking out peyote users

Omeboy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  08:50:54

Picks up a little side money renting out his old tunics as a pup tents for elderly boy scouts.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  12:56:45

Has slept under many an old tunic

Omeboy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  13:51:15

Working as an elite undercover plain clothes cop in the DTD------ the Dirty Tunic Division.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/23/2019:  15:35:29

Hasn't figured out the fine points of cleaning a paint brush.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/23/2019:  18:03:42

Had his phone service disconnected for making obscene duck calls.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2019:  18:03:43

Prefers keeping a low profile

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2019:  04:27:59

Keeps his ear to the ground when crossing railroad tracks

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2019:  05:22:59

Keeps his ear to the rail when checking for oncoming trains

Omeboy - Posted - 04/24/2019:  09:54:24

Claims he's working with on a highly classified flatulence propulsion system.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2019:  15:46:38

Once tried to blame his colorization on flatulence but nobody bought it

Omeboy - Posted - 04/24/2019:  16:16:16

Instead of spanking him when he was a bad kid, his parents would just whack him on the head with the phone book. Unfortunately for him, they were living in Los Angeles at the time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2019:  16:32:45

Entering a black hole

Omeboy - Posted - 04/24/2019:  22:50:05

After a tough game against the Greenwich Goalie Grinders, he had to have a surgical procedure known as a "puck-ectomy."

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2019:  02:44:19

Don’t ask

Omeboy - Posted - 04/25/2019:  09:26:32

Fantasizes about an olympic-size dipsey-dumpster full of biscuits and gravy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/25/2019:  14:22:52

Fantasizes about doing a belly flop into a swimming pool filled with whip cream.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/25/2019:  15:52:56

As a young duckling, he took diction lessons from Porky Pig and later from some cat named Sylvester.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2019:  17:08:04

I resent your color blindness

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2019:  17:22:16

Resents the capitalist machine

Omeboy - Posted - 04/25/2019:  17:52:24

Thanks to him, it's now a major penalty if you throw a fully loaded diaper at your opponent.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  03:03:29

Banned from hockey games for distracting players

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/26/2019:  04:53:10

Always said he just wanted to travel on

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  05:56:08

Glad he gave up the tuba for the banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  09:29:29

Thinks banjos should have remained in Africa

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  10:00:10

Just signed a lucrative deal to endorse banana flavored hockey pucks.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  10:07:07

Damn it's cold in here - I think my lips are turning blue!

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  10:33:35

He doesn't need martial arts or a gun. He has weaponized flatulence.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  11:28:21

Victim of weaponized flatulence

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  12:24:10

Was pretty disappointed when he was passed over for the chairman of the United Flatulence Producers Association.

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/26/2019 12:25:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  12:29:17

Often visits Australia for the upside-down look

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  15:07:15

On a dating website, he said he's very attracted to very short women with long, hairy arms.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  15:23:04

Looking for a SWF, fun loving and with bizarrely colored skin

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  15:26:31

Scopes out runaway women at the Greyhound station

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  15:30:12

Happy not being blue

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  15:37:54

Cops busted his latest business venture. He was selling individual beard hairs as "Free Range, Organic Dental Floss."

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/26/2019:  17:52:28

Hopes to compete in the upcoming Dumpster Diving Championship of 2019.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2019:  17:57:06

Had a face lift last week, but they forgot the bill

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  18:02:35

After last hockey season, his parents officially redacted their names from his birth certificate.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  18:30:46

Happy not being covered in fur

Omeboy - Posted - 04/26/2019:  18:52:20

Had a slick business until the cops busted him. He was charging a buck to join the commune, but ten bucks to leave it.