chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2019:  17:27:14

Has the NBC peacock along for all car rides

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/07/2019:  03:56:18

Has a tattoo of Jane Goodall on his arm.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2019:  10:23:02

Thinking of getting lips tattooed on his bill

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2019:  10:28:43

Head flattened with frying pan by wife-on-warpath

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2019:  10:31:23

Hip checked his wife into oblivion

Omeboy - Posted - 03/07/2019:  12:38:01

On his one and only job application, at the bottom line where it says "sign," he wrote "Capricorn."

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2019:  12:56:00

Used to drive a Zodiac around his bohemian neighborhood

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/07/2019 12:58:30

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/09/2019:  03:41:11

Once dated a mannequin named Desire.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2019:  12:02:11

Looking for love in all the wrong places

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2019:  12:36:36

Used to date the traveling circus’ bearded lady

Omeboy - Posted - 03/09/2019:  16:09:41

Volunteered to glue himself to King Kong's upper lip when Kong wondered what he'd look like with a mustache.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2019:  07:48:33

Not what you expected when they said you were meeting a colorful character

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/11/2019:  00:33:08

Contemplating starting a new company to collect farts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2019:  00:55:57

Contemplating dating Foghorn Leghorn’s sister

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2019:  05:35:36

Doesn't like being called a cheapskate

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/11/2019 05:36:20

Omeboy - Posted - 03/11/2019:  08:02:52

His old high school reunion was a lot like his family reunion---nobody knew who the hell he was.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/11/2019:  08:39:02

Bought a new joke book

Omeboy - Posted - 03/11/2019:  09:11:33

The Environmental Protection Agency recently declared that his breath is the leading cause of air pollution.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2019:  11:41:40

This new acne medication has weird side effects

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/11/2019:  11:52:01

Has a philosophy class this afternoon,, he’s the only student

OM45GE - Posted - 03/11/2019:  11:55:10

Hoping to get the puck out of here

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/12/2019:  04:08:37

"I'm movin' on"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2019:  07:52:38

Ran out of 3-in-1 oil

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/13/2019:  04:51:34

Crazy monkey,,thinks he's playing basketball

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2019:  06:46:30

Crazy banjo player, thinks he's got a paying gig

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2019:  06:58:15

Got kicked out of Snow White’s house

OM45GE - Posted - 03/13/2019:  10:25:40

Has served several game misconduct penalties.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/13/2019:  19:06:52

Was forced to leave the commune after he was caught using the communal soup pot for a sitz bath.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2019:  22:06:50

Hasn’t had a bath since he worked at Pittsburgh Paints

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/14/2019:  03:53:43

What do you mean, I am standing up straight.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/14/2019:  12:09:57

Never again heading north in winter

Omeboy - Posted - 03/14/2019:  12:30:32

As soon as his commune got indoor plumbing, they tried to flush him down the toilet.

Fish Head - Posted - 03/14/2019:  12:34:04

Paint factory cowboy

Omeboy - Posted - 03/14/2019:  15:24:19

A month after he got engaged to his girlfriend (who just happens to be his sister), she dumped him for one of those creepy Banjo Hangout dudes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2019:  15:39:12

Had a duel with Benjamin Moore

OM45GE - Posted - 03/15/2019:  11:30:36

Has a large tattoo of Gordie Howe

Omeboy - Posted - 03/15/2019:  12:10:14

He and his "old lady" were both thrown out of the local laundromat. They weren't there to wash anything-----they thought the big dryer was a carnival ride.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2019:  12:16:47

Often enters company paintball competitions

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2019:  08:32:59

Often enters hockey games uninvited

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2019:  15:21:15

Had one too many pork and bean shakes.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2019:  17:24:46

Easily upset by scofflaws

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/16/2019:  17:42:27

Tried to sue a toilet once.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/16/2019:  18:44:37

Poops anywhere he wants

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2019:  19:05:11

Takes 2 hours to shine his shoes

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/17/2019:  04:43:50

4 minute penalty for high jinxing.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/17/2019:  13:58:36

Was embroiled in ugly litigation with a crazy woodpecker over who had the legal rights to the phrase: "Woooooo whoooo!!!!! Wooooo whooooooo!!!!"

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/18/2019:  02:04:58

Was once mistaken for a PDF file.

Omeboy - Posted - 03/18/2019:  07:42:36

Recently invited a few relatives over for dinner: big mistake. youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OjvyJmjE

Edited by - Omeboy on 03/18/2019 07:47:59

OM45GE - Posted - 03/18/2019:  08:04:25

Hasn't been invited to dinner since his weird reaction to Aunt Ruth's fried chicken