chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:11:40

Can’t remember if he cares about worldly affairs

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2019:  06:55:49

All his memories are pleasant

Omeboy - Posted - 10/13/2019:  06:51:09

Once every ten years, he buys a new tunic from the Haight Ashbury section of Sears.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2019:  06:53:15

Seems he hasn’t yet learned not to chase parked cars

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2019:  09:24:07

No parked cars to chase here in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 10/14/2019:  14:58:57

Back in the Seventies, he used to try to get into five star restaurants by telling people he was Walter Kronkite's dad.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2019:  15:42:57

His mom told him not to make faces because it will get stuck that way, but did he believe her?

Omeboy - Posted - 10/16/2019:  11:26:35

He started eating pencil erasers when he was a kid. By the time he was 35, he'd eaten hundreds of rubber gloves, galoshes and a bunch of car mats. For his birthday, the commune skipped the cake and bought him a truck tire. Bon appetit!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2019:  12:33:35

Fugitive from the ASPCA

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2019:  14:13:29

Fugitive from Joe McCarthy’s offspring

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2019:  15:10:15

Fugitive from the rat race

Omeboy - Posted - 10/16/2019:  17:57:44

Still to this day, he thinks the hottest woman on TV was Aunt Bea.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2019:  18:30:14

Always aspired to be Deputy Dawg, but all they offered him was the barnyard dawg in Foghorn Leghorn

youtu.be/tzk93LR5SZw

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/16/2019 18:31:50

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2019:  19:00:46

Perusing the hard copy map of the mall

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2019:  19:36:30

Never darkens a mall doorway

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2019:  03:20:17

Hoping they don’t build a mall in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 10/17/2019:  11:05:03

Many years ago, he auditioned for the lead role in "The Swamp Thing" TV series. But they told him he was too short, too old and waaaaaaay too creepy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2019:  11:35:44

Many years ago his vet told him that humping legs would make him go blind

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2019:  15:11:21

Too Po to Go

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/17/2019 15:11:38

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2019:  07:32:49

Relieves himself behind park benches

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2019:  10:38:25

Has been laying on the grass since they took the park bench away

Omeboy - Posted - 10/19/2019:  21:07:49

On a recent job application at McDonald's, under "Last Position Held" he wrote: "Stranded star-ship captain."  That might explain why he periodically yells, "Beam me the Hell up!!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2019:  11:33:25

Who says gene editing is a problem?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2019:  11:56:48

Thinks the genetic code is a conspiracy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2019:  11:59:27

Thinks the world outside the swamp is a conspiracy

Omeboy - Posted - 10/20/2019:  18:38:17

Just in case anybody asks, he always tells them he got his tunic thru the Sharper Image Catalog.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2019:  03:05:56

These goggles are definitely not available through Sharper Image

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2019:  04:10:32

Contemplating a new look, a new image, and a new philosophy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2019:  04:37:59

Not concerned with image

Omeboy - Posted - 10/22/2019:  21:29:32

He's trying to remember where he buried that last woolly mammoth. He's narrowed it down to the two Dakotas.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2019:  02:37:28

Decided not to enter the Westminster dog show this year

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2019:  07:15:26

Just realized the Old Philosophers annual convention was held last week

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2019:  11:40:14

Perusing the leisure section of the newspaper

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2019:  13:24:10

Where are they? They should have been here by now

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2019:  16:30:32

Should have been in tune by now

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2019:  16:38:06

Should have finished passing gas by now

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2019:  16:40:44

Contributing to the supply of swamp gas

Omeboy - Posted - 10/24/2019:  15:45:51

He used to be six foot four, 250 pounds with a head of black bushy hair------before he started vaping swamp gas.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2019:  17:31:48

Never made it as a retriever on the duck hunt

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2019:  02:53:09

Here’s his to do list:

Omeboy - Posted - 10/25/2019:  06:40:14

He's always been a man of substance.......or should I say "substances."

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2019:  12:18:10

Who’s a good boy?

Omeboy - Posted - 10/26/2019:  08:48:06

He truly is a child of the cosmos. He's always wanted to be a star, he periodically "moons" his detractors, he continually emits vast quantities of methane and there's evidence of "liquid" below his equator.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2019:  09:19:40

Gets revenge by chewing slippers and defecating in the hall

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2019:  09:58:11

Has nothing to avenge

Omeboy - Posted - 10/26/2019:  14:19:42

Shows up at job fairs to practice his hobbies-------- filling out applications and sucking the ink out of free ink pens.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2019:  15:18:19

The result of being left on a sit/stay for three days

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2019:  03:33:14

The results of growing old and grouchy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2019:  03:39:53

The results of a misplaced bridge