OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2016:  14:14:16

Left his passion at the curb.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2016:  03:29:25

I don't understand,,,I went to church every Sunday.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2016:  03:37:01

I don't understand, I've been tightening this string for hours. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2016:  05:26:00

My ex-wife thinks I'm going to hell in a handbasket...

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2016:  07:27:34

My ex-wife doesn't know what to think.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2016:  16:03:57

So this is where my former woodwind section ended up

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2016:  02:37:21

So this is where my baseball career ended up. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/08/2016:  08:06:15

So,,am I ending up here also?

BanjoClive - Posted - 10/08/2016:  15:50:07

Would rather be out there than in here.

Rossanne - Posted - 10/08/2016:  16:08:05

Wanted dead or alive. reward offered

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2016:  16:32:07

Likes double-doubles at Timmy's

BanjoClive - Posted - 10/09/2016:  00:04:48

Cant even make a single.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/09/2016:  01:46:10

Seems I can never get "ahead"..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2016:  11:54:55

Tunes for 43 minutes, plays a 2 minute song, then sits down and orders a beer

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2016:  15:37:22

Sat down and ordered a beer two hours ago. Beginning to think it wasn't a waiter. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/10/2016:  04:19:46

This is your reward for playing all that "long haired" music to the hillbillys.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2016:  06:01:02

Experimenting with horse hair for use as cheap strings

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2016:  06:15:15

Just found out bus service was discontinued 20 years ago.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2016:  02:11:46

Where's the water jug,,,I'm thirsty

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2016:  02:42:22

Thirsting for an in tune banjo. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2016:  06:59:00

Get your hand off my shoulder, you creep.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2016:  07:32:01

Just learned that "Get your hand off my shoulder, you creep" is not flirtatious talk among humans.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/12/2016:  09:51:05

Turn in your baton at the door and you'll get one banjo!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2016:  11:51:08

Turned in his baton.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2016:  11:58:57

Will be playing at New Jersey Devils games

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2016:  02:28:24

Impressed by Austin Mathews' four goals in his first game. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2016:  02:51:36

I'm impressed by your hospitality

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2016:  03:06:13

I'm impressed by how much tuning time they give us  

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2016:  08:31:06

Lucifer, can I have a do-over?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2016:  11:12:53

Want's a do-over at the rookies camp.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2016:  12:04:17

No,No, maestro,,a do over would make you over do..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2016:  12:12:01

The 19th string he's over-tightened and snapped

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2016:  12:24:23

Glad he's not voting in the US election.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/13/2016:  12:30:26

Your first task is to get them to stop all that foot-stompin'

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2016:  12:55:40

Just stomped on a spider that startled him in the dark.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2016:  13:33:23

I'll just turn off the lights,,that'll stop the cacophony

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2016:  14:42:26

Finally figured out people don't pick up hitchhikers any more. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2016:  16:10:30

Finally figured out what his finger-wagging pastor was talking about

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2016:  02:56:27

Impressed that the Bruins are undefeated this season. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2016:  08:58:06

Just realized it's too hot for hockey here

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2016:  10:39:23

Waiting for Hell to freeze over.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2016:  13:34:43

Look Maestro,,you have a standing ovation.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2016:  13:42:16

Has had his stage cam on for years in case he gets a SO

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2016:  20:28:38

Last known photo of the fugitive. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2016:  03:19:47

Now maybe you'll change your attitude about plinkity-plonkin....

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2016:  04:14:41

Hopes he won't meet the maestro in the future. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2016:  08:29:33

Will try figure out who gets the 1st Banjo Chair

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2016:  09:00:09

I'm just about Plunked out

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/15/2016:  13:43:01

Out plunked by the bass player!