banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2018:  14:00:59

WHAT DID YOU SAY? This motor is very loud..

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2018:  14:03:48

“They” ,(the local constabulary), took away his amp

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2018:  18:12:57

Just ate an entire shoo fly pie.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/14/2018:  04:01:24

and apple pan dowdy makes his eyes light up
and his tummy say howdy,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  04:23:56

Was just elected president of the Fence Sitters Guild

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/14/2018:  06:50:53

Swore off sitting forever

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2018:  10:23:28

Not planning on doing much of anything today.

stanleytone - Posted - 02/14/2018:  18:35:00

Hell's Angels initiation rite.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2018:  03:54:13

Went to the steam room,,,when I came out I had this

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  05:01:50

Used to have a steam-powered amp but got sick of shoveling coal

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/15/2018 05:02:31

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  08:05:13

Still enjoying his winter break.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:29:23

Well, guess that explains the tire marks on his shorts.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:35:14

Still hasn't come to grips with duck hunting.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:43:40

Losing his grip, in more ways than one

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2018:  16:44:34

Forgot to put on sunblock.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2018:  04:02:21

DANG IT,,,,Stuck in 5th gear again

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  04:28:27

DANG IT,,,,Stuck on the fence again

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  09:35:41

Has 50 ft. ribbons tied to his shoes and fluttering in the wind

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2018:  11:12:27

Just jumped in the pool with his mobile phone in his pocket.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/16/2018:  20:13:00

Trying to jump over Winnie the Pooh

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2018:  22:35:54

Trying to jump 10 lily pads with a single bound

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2018:  00:54:08

Trying to jump 3 sunbathers in 3 bounds.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2018:  02:46:45

I don't need to fight,,I just stare them down..

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2018:  06:25:49

Staring down the cameraman.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2018:  08:52:06

My crotch is sure getting warm!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2018:  09:26:06

Keeps hiring and firing crotchety fiddlers

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2018:  12:55:48

I need to work on my photo formatting.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/17/2018:  17:30:01

After trying his new riding position, Bill's voice became noticeably higher...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/17/2018:  17:52:05

Hasn’t had a voice in the Migratory Bird Union ,Local 345 in years

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/18/2018:  04:34:25

Planning to audition for lead singer for the Five Tenor Truckers of America.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/18/2018:  17:47:45

President of the Five Tenor Truckers of America fan club.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2018:  03:12:52

Wants to be president of the Five Tenor Truckers of America
(but he can't sing),,,only quacks

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2018:  04:58:20

Has a vast repertoire of duck jokes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2018:  05:27:58

Two days ago he told his wife, “ Here, hold my beer and watch this!”

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2018:  15:28:33

Trying to get the hang of his new selfie stick.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/20/2018:  03:24:57

Doesn't believe in motorcycle seats.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/20/2018:  04:30:01

Doesn't believe he's cross eyed

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/20/2018:  08:06:39

Can’t believe cowboys have been relegated to the dustbin of history

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/21/2018:  02:37:10

Doesn't know his bald head is getting sunburned......

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2018:  04:48:32

Stetson hat prevents sunburn.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/21/2018:  08:07:05

Windburn will be his undoing

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/21/2018:  11:24:03

Wishes he had a Stetson hat and matching Speedo.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2018:  05:42:45

Just realized he’s related to loons.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2018:  06:53:07

Thinks he’s Knievel’s long lost brother

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2018:  07:11:04

Taught Evel Knievel everything he knows.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/22/2018:  14:49:15

Riding away from the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2018:  17:38:27

Living in a Last Word fantasy world.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2018:  21:28:04

Once auditioned for P.T. Barnum

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2018:  02:54:44

Drives a truck but doesn't know where he's going..