chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2019:  08:36:59

Trying to apply Einstein’s theory of relativity to banjo tuning

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2019:  12:19:27

Relatively good at everything he does

Omeboy - Posted - 08/17/2019:  11:42:02

Periodically gets hired as a birthday-party host ----- for kids who have been real brats all year.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/17/2019 11:43:54

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2019:  17:27:20

Frightening kids for years

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2019:  17:46:25

Used to care for a billy goat named Immanuel

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2019:  17:53:40

Used to care about what other folks thought of him

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/17/2019 17:54:38

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/18/2019:  03:25:21

Building a house made from toe nail clippings and stale potato chips.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2019:  03:32:08

Used to supply pucks for the Anaheim Ducks

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2019:  04:23:14

Playing possum

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/19/2019:  03:59:35

Once played a possum for the Lady's Knitting Club of Berryville during their reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2019:  04:34:03

His knitted brow did not qualify him for the Lady's Knitting Club of Berryville

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2019:  09:25:17

Too much deep thinking led to his furrowed brow

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2019:  11:10:51

Ploughing the furrowed fields of his imagination

Omeboy - Posted - 08/19/2019:  15:51:59

His tunic has now been officially designated as a retirement home for elderly fleas.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2019:  18:21:50

Yes my teeth are now a whiter white, but they're supposed to be green!

DC5 - Posted - 08/20/2019:  05:48:27

Stuck finger in a light socket to get the hair to stand up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2019:  07:03:16

Must be a long , long lineup at the outhouses

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2019:  07:29:00

Hasn't experienced a long line in the swamp

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/20/2019:  12:05:45

Likes to pretend he's a TV remote.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2019:  13:09:55

Likes to pretend he's a decoy

Omeboy - Posted - 08/21/2019:  19:46:12

Longs for the "good old days" when he was a door-to-door banjo salesman----and had never been arrested for publicly pooping off a bridge.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2019:  19:51:34

Likes bridging the gap between lunacy and insanity

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2019:  04:02:05

Leader of the marsupial literacy movement

DC5 - Posted - 08/22/2019:  06:35:01

Marching, even though there is no drummer.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2019:  06:51:55

Gone in search of a drummer

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2019:  08:31:35

Searching for the lost diaries of Immanuel Kant

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2019:  11:51:00

Thinks Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

youtu.be/PtgKkifJ0Pw

Omeboy - Posted - 08/22/2019:  12:13:04

Once a year, scientists anesthetize him, take a blood sample, analyze his navel lint and then release him near a protein-enriched fast-food dumpster.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2019:  14:14:49

Ever since he painted Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters’ bus, he hasn’t been the same

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2019:  18:31:41

Drank deeply of the Electric Kool Aid and didn't feel a thing

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2019:  04:12:04

wants the presidents job

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  04:53:01

Wants perfect pitch

DC5 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  05:57:28

Teasing Sasquatch searchers.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  07:06:14

Reserved his spot for next week's festival

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  07:07:56

Looking for a new cobbler

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  07:15:29

Thinks a cobbler is a deep dish pie

Omeboy - Posted - 08/23/2019:  10:25:16

Over time, some people steadily enlarge their vocabularies, some steadily enlarge their bank accounts. He greatly enlarged his prostate.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  11:49:44

Knows this is wrong but can't help himself

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  15:43:22

Has a strong believe that the earth is revolving the wrong way

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  16:39:45

Doesn’t even know the earth revolves

Omeboy - Posted - 08/23/2019:  17:11:06

Would have made a decent traffic cop, but he refused to "lose the tunic."

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2019:  17:17:40

Was addicted to pencil crayons as a kid

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2019:  19:11:55

Addicted to life

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2019:  03:36:17

Eats breakfast on the run

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2019:  03:45:47

Grateful for a comfortable strap

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2019:  07:33:30

Can’t wait to buy more comfortable shoes

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/24/2019 07:33:49

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2019:  15:40:11

He also plays the piano with his butt.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2019:  17:54:36

Taking this "colorful personality" thing a little too far.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2019:  18:17:48

Has the personality of a stick-in-the-mud