OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  06:19:06

Planning to take skiing lessons.

BanjoClive - Posted - 09/17/2017:  13:37:40

Ski's on the guitars

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  17:12:12

Used to be called Olive until his O was snipped.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2017:  17:56:28

Wanted to be called Sterling after Moss

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2017:  18:16:49

Grew a specific beard so he could call it Van Dyke's Van Dyke.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2017:  04:51:25

After 7 years this is all the inventory in Bill's
store.He is hoping to have Grand Opening in
spring of 2024..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  08:29:24

Hoping to see some spectacular skiing crashes this winter.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2017:  08:48:58

Bill's banjo only has half a head.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2017:  08:54:17

Told Buck Owens he should get his lip fixed

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  11:23:36

Told Mel Tillis to just spit it out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2017:  13:00:21

Told Dolly to tighten her G string

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2017:  13:08:53

youtu.be/0HwQxdrmwY8Told Johnny Smith he didn't play "Walk Don't Run" correctly

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/18/2017 13:10:14

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2017:  13:41:28

Told Steve Ray Vaughan he should play with a little more feeling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/19/2017:  04:11:42

Told Chuck to "Move It On Over"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  05:36:18

Has his amplifier turned up to 11.

Hankon5 - Posted - 09/19/2017:  16:21:34

This is my  6 string banjo to go along with my guitars.

Edited by - Hankon5 on 09/19/2017 16:22:30

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2017:  17:48:04

Banjo neck was carved from a spoke.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2017:  18:52:24

Used to belong to Slim Saddlebaggs, a cowpoke from the Rio Grande

Hankon5 - Posted - 09/19/2017:  19:06:56

Band kicked me out again!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  02:45:29

Wheeling out the music.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/20/2017:  04:41:40

The gee-tars won't let me in the rack with them....

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2017:  09:02:40

The rest of the band left for Peoria

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2017:  12:23:41

Googling Peoria to find out what it is.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/21/2017:  04:59:42

Sure could use some fingers at a time like this..

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2017:  17:44:09

Like fingering the ee-like-a-triss-eye-tee powered guitar compared to a high action finger-busting Martin

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  02:54:00

Looking for a little action.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/22/2017:  04:28:39

Found very little action here

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2017:  06:22:37

Had lots of action 'til the groupies got old and wrinkled

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2017:  08:15:46

Doesn't have the heart to tell his groupies that he's quitting music.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  04:03:54

Well,,we tried and failed.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  04:41:51

Channeling Bob Bogle

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:09:57

Doesn't understand all there is to know about channeling..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  05:17:11

Using the remote to change the channel

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  06:35:39

Wishing someone would come in the store and buy something

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2017:  07:26:14

Wishing someone would remember the Ventures

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2017:  08:36:53

Someone "PLEASE" call the sheriff !!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2017:  18:22:33

The last time he called the sheriff, things didn't turn out very well.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/24/2017:  04:43:39

thinking of trading his music store for a spot at the flea market

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2017:  16:01:10

Bought his shirt and guitar at the flea market.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2017:  20:06:57

Thinks all guitars are havens for fleas

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  02:44:00

Is this the confrontation peaceful mediation?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/25/2017:  04:42:00

I used to belong to the famed Burl Ives

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  07:19:41

Burl Ives never played a HitchHiker guitar

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2017:  12:12:39

Wants a new resonator made from burl oak

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2017:  18:20:04

All of you, just settle down and take a nap.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2017:  04:08:21

That's easy for you to "plunk"

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  05:22:12

Mussed up Dick Clark's hair in '65

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  11:41:09

I went to a brawl and a legislative session broke out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/26/2017:  12:16:07

I'm not a good brawler so I'm staying home.