BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/23/2013:  02:36:28

Fashion... who cares about fashion. I've worn the same clothes far 6 months and I look great!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  05:53:12

I've got to ask for a raise.

Alaina - Posted - 01/23/2013:  08:51:03

I need a bubble bath

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/23/2013:  16:38:36

I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to iguana. 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  16:59:41

There you are!

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/23/2013:  17:06:25

Honey, how nice is the restaurant?  I mean, do you think I should change my shirt?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  17:25:12

Is this Candid Camera?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/23/2013:  17:41:41

Just call me 'patch' for short

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/23/2013:  18:55:24

I know what you're thinking. "Does that banjo have six strings or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Prewar Gibson, the most powerful banjo in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Edited by - Smelly Old Gibby on 01/23/2013 19:00:09

mbanjo - Posted - 01/23/2013:  19:39:53

Here's lookin at ya.....

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/24/2013:  02:31:47

Yes, I'm holding the smokin' gun.... Want to make something out of it, Punk!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2013:  03:00:47

Yes I'm holding a smokin' tool and I am making something out of it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2013:  03:32:49

Just leave the bottle on the bench here beside me.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2013:  04:44:30

I'm going to sing a sad song for the sorry looking dude above me.

Alaina - Posted - 01/24/2013:  09:20:58

Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh!

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/24/2013:  09:31:18

"I am the Lizard King (or Queen in this case).  I can do anything!"

- Jim Morrison

Edited by - Smelly Old Gibby on 01/24/2013 09:33:40

Alaina - Posted - 01/24/2013:  09:44:14

I just want to give you a kiss. Just one little kiss. Pleeeeaaasssseee???? (adorable dog by the way!!!)

mbanjo - Posted - 01/24/2013:  13:46:08

Hold on tight...I'm ready for takeoff

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/24/2013:  14:31:49

Want to join my club?  The only requirement is that you are still alive.  Yep, we're pretty selective.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/24/2013:  14:34:07

I'll trade a banjo for a dog biscuit!

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/24/2013:  14:39:42

Bronda, I told you not to distract me with your photos while I am using power tools! (BTW, you got yourself a deal on that trade Marvin, your buscuit is in the mail).

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/24/2013:  14:48:04

Me thinks me master got the trade reversed!

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/24/2013:  16:23:19

Everyone thinks I am making a resonator, but I am actually just making shavings for the guinea pig cage. (I knew the trade was too good to be true).

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2013:  19:48:30

I am NOT snooping,,,,,I'm investegating

mbanjo - Posted - 01/24/2013:  20:32:29

Let me put that into lyrics for you

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 01/25/2013:  02:42:39

Some of the comments on this thread just kills me!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  03:27:04

Perhaps I could turn this into a tombstone.

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  08:53:01

Where's me rum?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:21:51

I'll get you when you land

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:22:45

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:34:44

This is your pilot....We are diverting the plane to SD zoo

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:36:12

This is your pilot....We are diverting the plane to SD zoo

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:36:16

<sniff> he was the <sniff> best cyber dad I <sniff> ever had! <crying>

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:20:02

Now that's wha I call a loooooong neck!

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:21:14

No occiffer, I no drunk.....

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:31:21

I can seeee you.

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:32:04

Wait! You're posting from the grave!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:46:27

Honey, did you forget to bring the giraffe back to the zoo?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:48:29

Gee Whiz!! What a great outlook!

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:49:25

Why do they have to make these tuning pegs so darn small?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:50:55

What's she standing on?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  13:15:00

I think she just stood on me........

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  14:02:59

When I said I wanted to get stoned, this wasn't what I meant.

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:29:21

Does this eye patch make me look fat... or just hammered?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:38:48

Whatever you rolled in sure smells nice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2013:  16:25:59

I smell nice too,,,WHEW!!!

Smelly Old Gibby - Posted - 01/25/2013:  16:52:41

Did you say, "Drop C?  Which one do I turn for that?"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  17:07:24

Nope, no cats in here.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  18:19:21

But I just had some fun with a couple of dogs