mbanjo - Posted - 02/15/2013:  14:08:29

I always stretch my neck first thing in the morning

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2013:  17:19:00

What are longest things on earth?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/15/2013:  18:02:47

I'm the nicest lookin ugly thing you will ever see

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2013:  18:04:14

That's witch with a "W".

mbanjo - Posted - 02/15/2013:  18:09:13

I feel as horrible as I look

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  05:21:33

I feel even better than I look.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2013:  07:38:37

UUHh,,,Hello,,Is anyone here?

dat - Posted - 02/16/2013:  07:40:23

one more turn and it'll still be out of tune

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  08:04:04

If this is a dog's life, sign me up!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/16/2013:  08:49:13

My momma still loves me.... !

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2013:  09:28:04

I guess I'm stuck with this avatar,,,,don't know how to change it.

dat - Posted - 02/16/2013:  09:46:55

I'm still tightening this here knob

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  10:55:37

Wish them ducks would hurry up, I'm getting sick of standing in wet water

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  14:33:43

Looking for more than a broomstick.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  15:21:41

I apologise for my appearance but I have an excuse........I'm pissed

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/16/2013:  15:49:13

I'm here to make an unclean sweep of this town....

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  16:07:04

Time lapse photography in slow motion......did you see me move?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  16:58:20

Yes, in fact those are bats out of hell.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2013:  17:27:42

Why don't ya come down and see me sometime?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  20:58:48

This is no ordinary hat...its made from recycled banjo head skins

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2013:  07:32:57

I wish this broom had a saddle on it. It sure makes for a skinny
seat on my poor Bo.Bo.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/17/2013:  19:59:35

The more I turn this around, the more the crowd applaud.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/18/2013:  02:33:00

Doesn't my avatar drive you batty?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/18/2013:  13:05:41

Do you think there's a market for wooden pizza plates?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2013:  13:48:50

Care to come over for a spell?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/18/2013:  14:52:34

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall..........................

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2013:  15:24:15

No honey, I called you a Witch

mbanjo - Posted - 02/18/2013:  18:46:54

But I thought I called you a buccaneer

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2013:  02:58:11

My buccaneers? They're under my bucking hat!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/19/2013:  15:36:05

When I stands up I's gets dizzy!

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/19/2013:  19:17:41

Oops! I have a feeling this project may have taken a turn for the worse.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2013:  03:54:27

Dang, what's the next chord?

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/20/2013:  13:36:53

Today's my birthday and I celebrated. But, then again, I celebrate every day as if it's my birthday!!

mbanjo - Posted - 02/20/2013:  14:41:46

What you see is what you get

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2013:  17:06:35

Wanna see me make something disappear?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/20/2013:  18:44:33

Didn't work.....I'm still here

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  02:49:06

No, I don't sweep floors.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/21/2013:  04:37:41

I'm the floor sweeper around here... that's why my clothes are so dirty.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/21/2013:  12:20:24

One day I'll have to make legs for all these stools

OM45GE - Posted - 02/21/2013:  12:31:48

All set in the leg department thank you.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/21/2013:  18:21:05

I might be down but don't count me out just yet.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/22/2013:  02:54:16

What comes after the C#?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/22/2013:  17:33:07

I may supprise you all one day and be able to stand up.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  05:26:48

Now that's something worth standing up for.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/23/2013:  07:12:13

When I sober, I stand up... I drink... I fall down...

hexx - Posted - 02/23/2013:  16:20:34

looking through yonder window breaks, maybe a crow.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/23/2013:  18:16:01

Is this how BNJOMAKR got started?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/23/2013:  19:34:10

I had the best part in this movie....I got to take 5 every 10

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 02/24/2013:  05:56:24

My broom ran out of gas... Could I get a lift?