OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2020:  03:47:26

Displays an amazing tolerance for Last Word’s foibles

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  09:08:34

Proud of his corns

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  09:38:20

Mama never said there'd be days like this

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/15/2020:  15:33:56

Anxiously waiting for Leave it to Beaver rerun marathon to start.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  16:59:26

Scoffs at Donald Duck

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:03:27

Ordered a new set of dentures ystrdy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:09:31

Can’t hear the approaching sirens

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2020:  17:10:31

Wifey knits him new pairs of socks once a year

Omeboy - Posted - 07/15/2020:  20:55:27

Things suddenly turned ugly after someone asked: "Who'd look hotter in a pair of Speedos, Cindy Crawford or Broderick Crawford?"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2020:  02:53:36

Yes, I’ve been a very good boy

Omeboy - Posted - 07/16/2020:  06:47:25

Why is this man smiling? He just got a job at a fertilizer factory.......as a sample taster.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/16/2020:  12:50:16

(BETTER VERSION)
Why is this man smiling? He just got a job as a sample taster..........at a fertilizer factory.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2020:  12:53:53

Often samples goose poop

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2020:  16:57:12

One of the banjo players thought it would be funny to serve goose poop appetizers

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2020:  14:20:21

It's great to see he's holding up so well........ after losing both legs to woodpeckers.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2020:  03:16:43

He told me to heel so I chewed up his loafers

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/18/2020 03:17:03

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2020:  07:00:37

Socks seem to rot right off his feet

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2020:  11:23:07

The conductor said he wanted this show to have impact

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2020:  08:15:17

Auditioned to play Blanche DuBois in an extremely off-Broadway version of A Street Car Named "Dysentery."

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/19/2020:  09:56:43

Likes to drink water from an old bucket he found behind the outhouse.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  10:00:24

His outhouse is any pond that suits his fancy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2020:  17:17:28

The sound engineers aren’t going to be able to edit this out of the mix

Omeboy - Posted - 07/19/2020:  18:24:10

His doctor made a note in his chart last week: "Has no history of mental illness. In fact, no history of any mental activity what so ever".

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  18:53:36

Had a sawbones once who called himself a vet until Rover here humped his leg and never went back

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  02:59:11

What if the musicians are the savage beasts?

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:31:36

Likes to sniff play-doh while watching reruns of Bonanza.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:34:44

Won’t be able to fly until he figures out how to get Play-Doh out of his wing feathers

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:35:31

Has a wife who’s never home

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:38:13

His wife plays second fiddle

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2020:  16:00:42

Was once second fiddle in a July 4th parade.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:12:56

Ducked out of a 4th of July parade

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:15:22

Got his shirt collar from Don Cherry

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  19:13:29

When musicians get hot under the collar

Omeboy - Posted - 07/21/2020:  21:11:53

When you look at him now, it's hard to believe he was once one of the most tyrannical captains who ever fished for crab in the Bering Sea.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  21:16:49

Never met a leg he didn’t like to hump

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2020:  03:46:11

I told you not to fool around with the conductor’s wife

Omeboy - Posted - 07/22/2020:  13:47:09

Not only is he required to wear a mask in public, he's also been asked to wear a bag over his head.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/22/2020 13:51:53

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  14:16:37

Proud of his retriever heritage but doesn’t have a clue how to get home from Labrador

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2020:  17:34:36

OMG, someone left a disaster in the toilet and it's growing!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  03:27:11

Misunderstands when people say they’re swamped at work

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:24:52

Cousin of the Pillsbury Doughboy

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  13:00:03

The Pillsbury Doughboy is under the scrum.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/23/2020:  13:29:25

Playing twinkle toes till the cows come home.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  02:51:15

Wondering why nobody is talking about the bird flu

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:25:27

Went to the testing center for covid - they told him he’s a lost cause so just beat it.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  09:23:31

Fighting over social distancing

Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2020:  09:31:04

On weekends, he likes to "binge watch" his own toenail fungus.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/24/2020 09:31:29

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  14:58:52

Thinks he’s a cat

Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2020:  16:06:19

Tenderly licks his TV screen whenever Wilma Flintstone appears.