TheLastWord - Posted - 10/24/2018:  03:41:33

Experimenting with a new blend of super duper Bacon fat and chicken grease jet fuel.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  04:12:05

Doesn’t want to stand within 500 feet of Bill’s motorcycle running on experimental fuel

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  07:16:31

Has hallucinations of Daffy flagging him down

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2018:  08:02:17

Has Daffy Duck wanted posters at all of his outhouse locations

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/24/2018:  15:39:24

Used a sharpie to write "Bill was here" in Chuck's outhouse.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2018:  16:21:33

Took Daisy on a tour of Midwest outhouses

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2018:  03:31:08

Photo bombed Daisy at every outhouse she visited

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/25/2018:  19:11:58

Made a special hat from old toilet seats.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2018:  22:39:51

Became bald from wearing a hat

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  03:36:36

Has learned to appreciate indoor plumbing

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2018:  04:17:10

Does his toilet business on the run

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  04:29:49

You don’t want to know how he does his toilet business

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2018:  10:35:25

Used to have a port-a-potty attached to his sidecar

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  12:15:04

Detached Bill's sidecar the last time he stopped by.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/26/2018:  16:45:38

Regrets detaching the pot-a-potty sidecar after eating the three bean burrito with extra turbo sauce.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2018:  19:56:04

Has extensive experience with Mexican food induced gastric distress

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2018:  22:04:37

Heading for Mexico before they build the wall

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2018:  04:32:26

Has discovered they don’t need a wall around the outhouse

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/27/2018:  14:15:07

Can jump three outhouses at once.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2018:  14:39:50

Quit migrating north three years ago due to a lack of outhouses along the flyway

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2018:  18:00:01

Migrates south to Arizona every winter

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/28/2018:  05:49:11

Practicing for the upcoming Outhouse Driving Championship of 2018.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2018:  09:53:07

Resents being disqualified from the Ouhouse Driving Championships for being a “despicable quacker”.., so they said.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/28/2018 09:54:47

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  03:28:28

Angry that he didn’t get the outhouse contract for the World Series

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  10:14:52

Angry that imports from Toronto won the WS

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/29/2018 10:15:06

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  10:29:56

Has unusual theories

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/29/2018:  13:05:17

Just got a new Red Sox tattoo.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  16:23:52

Thinking of changing his name to Mookie

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  17:29:53

Wears Wilson sneakers

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2018:  18:48:08

Has been trying to sneak around the US Border agents

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/29/2018:  19:09:44

Was once mistaken for Howard the duck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2018:  21:23:38

Had a brief fling with Alice in Wonderland

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2018:  23:18:17

Doesn't want to leave home.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/30/2018:  02:36:37

Can't find his favorite black hat.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2018:  03:16:12

Resents Donald Duck’s fame

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2018:  09:52:08

Resents his wife committing him last year

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/30/2018:  14:53:31

The undisputed First Man of the musical comedy outhouses.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2018:  03:35:06

The undisputed king of the swamp

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2018:  10:44:43

King of the mental asylum daredevils

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/31/2018:  17:17:36

Working on a new King's Throne outhouse design.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2018:  18:02:46

Happy that ducks just poop wherever they are

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/31/2018 18:03:04

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2018:  18:23:58

Happy he’s not under a migratory bird flyway

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  03:21:18

Getting ready for his fall migration

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/01/2018:  05:48:40

Once tried to migrate to Florida to steal the LW and was denied.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  06:22:09

Lives in a state of make believe that rivals Disney World

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2018:  10:08:41

Lives in Red Sox “nation” instead of a State

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  12:06:32

Should know that Massachusetts is a Commonwealth, not a state.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2018:  13:51:18

Doesn’t understand Canadians’ indifference to American history

OM45GE - Posted - 11/01/2018:  17:59:40

Knows that most Americans are embarrassingly unfamiliar with Canadian history.