banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2018:  04:19:00

Dang,why am I doing this? I still have $12.86 in the bank...

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2018:  12:56:18

Recently gave $12.86 to Chuck

Omeboy - Posted - 09/04/2018:  13:03:48

His mom always said, "Finish your vegetables!!" And now he's about to make his big finish as a vegetable.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:05:56

Wants to join an Irish band

Omeboy - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:14:41

As he laid there with a cool minty freshness sweeping over him, he realized he had mistaken his new tooth paste for his Preparation H.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:43:19

Falls for the "pull my finger" trick over and over.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/04/2018:  14:46:37

Once said to Barney The Dinosaur, "Hey!!! Ain't it about time you were extinct already!!?"

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2018:  02:51:23

without the book he can't think of anything to say

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/05/2018:  04:00:02

Once wore a purple hat to the Barney Music Festival.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  04:42:05

Looks silly in a hat

Omeboy - Posted - 09/05/2018:  04:50:39

Last year he logged more hours in the OR than the top five surgeons.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  07:15:55

Yes, I know I look a little blue

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2018:  09:39:15

Has developed a painful, blue groin

Omeboy - Posted - 09/05/2018:  09:44:34

The good news is: the "intervention team" is on the way. The bad news is: they stopped for donuts.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  10:06:44

Intervention teams have learned to avoid him when he gets this way

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/05/2018 10:07:06

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/05/2018:  15:07:28

Loves wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 09/05/2018 15:07:48

Omeboy - Posted - 09/05/2018:  15:16:16

Used to refer to Darth Vader behind his back as "Old Buick Breath."

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2018:  17:20:06

Slowly slipping into another dimension

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2018:  18:36:05

This must be what railroad guys call “sleepers”

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2018:  03:52:37

Help,,I can't stop this thing!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/06/2018:  04:00:38

Like to eat cucumber pie while watching old reruns of Gunsmoke.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/06/2018:  07:20:05

Once told Bozo The Clown, "Lose the nose, lose the shoes and get a haircut."

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2018:  07:57:08

Trying hard to be a chameleon

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2018:  08:26:44

Not trying hard at anything..

Omeboy - Posted - 09/06/2018:  08:39:27

When he asked the local guitar-shop if they had something he could put his guitar in, they suggested a hydraulic drill press.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2018:  10:14:33

Starting to regret eating that mushroom

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2018:  12:07:00

already regret drinking that last scotch on the rocks

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2018:  13:15:59

Made $2.37 in two days of busking

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/06/2018:  14:52:12

Still waiting for Dudley Do Wright.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  02:08:23

The Duck used to be a "quack"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  03:21:29

Hoping the railing doesn’t crack

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/07/2018:  03:40:37

Can't quite decide if this is a good idea or a really bad idea.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  04:10:00

Cancelled his Ducks Unlimited membership after doing a little research

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  04:26:41

Shouldn't be long now,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  05:03:06

Though it wouldn’t be long a long time ago

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  05:55:06

Having second thought about going around the world.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  07:38:23

Considering a “Cowpoke World Tour”.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  08:16:15

Considering a new girlfriend!!

Omeboy - Posted - 09/07/2018:  08:40:43

Absolutely hates the term "cowboy." Instead he prefers the term "cow-person."

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  09:50:15

Doesn’t know whether to be abnormal or unnatural

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2018:  11:55:33

How do you expect me to take you seriously?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  12:55:34

The hill climbing event is coming up next

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  13:51:28

Went to Winfield but they wouldn’t supply him with an amp

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2018:  14:51:07

Better shut up while you're ahead.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/07/2018:  16:08:03

Hoping no one will notice he done just "swallor'd" his guitar pick.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/07/2018 16:14:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2018:  16:43:14

Went to Leavenworth for 5 years , swallowed some acid there, and now they sprung him looking like this..... can’t land a job anywhere.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/07/2018:  16:46:00

"I think I'm go'en back to the freak'en railroad tracks where I can relax."

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/07/2018 16:51:22

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/07/2018:  18:01:48

Ran with scissors as a kid.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2018:  03:18:07

controls 7/8's of Paynes Prairie.
working on the other 1/8