chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2016:  16:58:50

Never looks sad when it's "howl night"

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2016:  02:42:46

Switch hitter

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2016:  16:50:36

Never "cavorted" with Lady and the Tramp

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2016:  02:42:58

Planning his retirement tour. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2016:  03:10:23

WOW!! Farmer Brown shot at me last night!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2016:  04:19:44

Pretended to be Farmer Brown last night.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2016:  07:07:31

Thinks farmers raise wolves

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2016:  09:17:31

Thinks he's human

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2016:  12:54:11

Doesn't waste time thinking

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2016:  12:55:35

Hasn't twisted this much since Chubby Checker's hit

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2016:  02:09:58

Does know what "D" tuners are.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2016:  06:24:58

Just realized he was de-tuning 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2016:  07:14:25

Uses a pitch pipe before midnight howls

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2016:  16:15:36

Tried joining in on the midnight howl but found it oddly unsatisfactory. 

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/13/2016:  20:05:02

Cant howl due to his throat which has been modified for that specific reason

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2016:  20:24:08

Has a stiff neck due to viagra

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2016:  02:46:28

Has a mind like a dirty old monkey

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2016:  12:29:15

Understands what the dirty old monkey is thinking. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2016:  12:39:51

Only understands the Transylvanian language

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2016:  12:45:28

Horrified at the thought of Vlad the Impaler

J e f f - Posted - 08/14/2016:  14:13:18

Got ran over by an impala driving an Impala.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2016:  18:26:20

Bugs Jeff to go to Africa so he can chase Impalas that don't have annoying hub caps

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2016:  02:36:21

Has no plans to return to Africa. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2016:  03:49:32

Looking for a female to help him make some plans

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2016:  05:52:46

Planning to look for a female to help him make some plans but the circular logic is causing some problems.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2016:  06:59:31

Circles the living room before he defecates

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2016:  08:00:52

Likes the new "low profile" Depends.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2016:  13:01:19

Doesn't use anything but "wipes"..

J e f f - Posted - 08/15/2016:  16:25:39

His ears wiggle at 48.999 wiggles per second when the banjo is in tune.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2016:  17:51:13

Tail wags at 100wpm when Jeff brings home cheeseburgers

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/15/2016:  22:43:41

Swings... and misses with every woman he goes on a date with

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2016:  02:52:03

Dang!! what a head

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2016:  02:59:14

Dang, another broken string!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2016:  14:03:44

Dang, now I've got lair-in-ji-tis

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2016:  02:32:48

Has been on his fairwell tour for the last five years. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2016:  10:27:47

Won't go to the Doctor

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2016:  11:50:35

Has been on his fair well tour for the last five years. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2016:  12:31:39

Bought bus fare to go to the fall fair to see his fair weather friends at the dog show

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2016:  13:13:15

Plans to enter the cross cut saw competition at the fair.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2016:  01:19:08

Going to enter the pie baking competition at the fair..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2016:  02:45:09

Likes judging the pie baking contest. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2016:  06:59:59

Never howled at a pie he didn't like

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2016:  09:36:38

Disappointed that Pizza Pies are not allowed in the pie judging.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2016:  18:10:38

Wants to go to Pisa to howl at leaning tourists

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2016:  19:22:54

Leaning towards a career in films. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2016:  20:28:50

His career cleaning latrines at the House of Horrors is coming to a sorry end

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2016:  04:57:33

Likes to get together with orangotans and make fun of humans. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2016:  16:56:52

HA,HA,I do that too

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2016:  17:40:14

What a coincidence, that makes three of us.