OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2017:  03:57:05

Hates it when falling humans crash into his pasture. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2017:  07:02:41

Can't get passed the Cripple Creek tune

Mooooo - Posted - 03/25/2017:  08:48:30

Still owes Shel Silverstein 15 bucks for "The Winner"

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2017:  09:42:26

Sings "A Boy Named Sue" in a soprano voice

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2017:  16:40:20

Doesn't know any bison named Sue.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2017:  02:42:40

Doesn't want to know Sue

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/26/2017:  14:06:02

His middle name is Sue.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2017:  16:52:39

His middle eye is missing

J e f f - Posted - 03/26/2017:  17:26:44

His middle nut is cracked

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2017:  02:50:28

Doesn't understand why removing his nuts was called getting "fixed".

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/27/2017:  06:51:57

Collects toe clippings for an art project.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2017:  07:05:10

Can't kick field goals with those webbed feet

Forrest - Posted - 03/27/2017:  08:27:23

Well fertilized

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2017:  14:23:10

This banjo makes me look ugly.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2017:  14:26:43

Gave his old ugly hat to Waxcore Billi

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2017:  02:51:16

Did a genealogy search and discovered he's half cow. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2017:  07:53:03

They say we're a dying breed,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2017:  09:01:56

Has quit breeding on lovers lane

Forrest - Posted - 03/28/2017:  11:10:40

Looking at him makes me sneeze, especially this time of year

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2017:  13:53:11

Allergic to himself.

Forrest - Posted - 03/28/2017:  14:22:44

Loves it when someone puts him in d-tuning

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2017:  14:54:51

Loves freaking out little kids

Forrest - Posted - 03/28/2017:  18:06:31

Dwarfs little kids in his shadow

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2017:  04:04:26

What can I do about my bad breath?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2017:  06:08:31

Wishes bad breath was the worst of his problems

Forrest - Posted - 03/29/2017:  07:32:40

Has great breath on account of his diet

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/29/2017:  07:48:50

Replaces 10 banjo-heads a month.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2017:  08:15:43

I didn't know about that..I've been left in the dark

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2017:  09:23:54

Afraid of the dark

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2017:  09:58:54

Likes sleeping in his coffin-shaped case

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2017:  10:00:39

Sleeps while standing up

Forrest - Posted - 03/29/2017:  11:41:46

Currently sleeping with his eyes open

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/29/2017:  12:51:00

Likes smelly socks.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2017:  12:56:10

Flies into clothesline socks constantly

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2017:  17:35:43

Let's mosey on and get a drink of water.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/30/2017:  06:27:12

I just don t fit in.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2017:  06:38:47

My gal pal couldn't fit in this photo

Forrest - Posted - 03/30/2017:  08:16:36

Giddyup!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/30/2017:  13:18:22

This banjo is really a "beast".

Forrest - Posted - 03/30/2017:  13:49:26

Wishes he was riding whatever is in the avatar 3 posts up ^^^.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/31/2017:  03:35:47

Has a secret crush on Minnie Mouse.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  04:46:31

Set out traps to catch Minnie Mouse.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/31/2017:  05:14:30

I think I'm in the wrong restroom!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2017:  05:31:58

Hello folks my name is Drew
I'm very glad to meet up with you
If the police should come and I should go
Would you please take care of my old banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  07:43:31

Has a book of poetry published by the Dead Poets Society

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  09:18:44

Not particularly poetic. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:30:48

It got your attention though,didn't it

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:34:27

Doesn't like wearing his hat in the rain.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:39:18

Likes rainy days and Mondays