Omeboy - Posted - 01/28/2020:  18:27:57

His career never recovered after his Star Trek character, Mr. Spluck (the highly evolved aquatic avian officer) was written out of the series.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2020:  03:25:15

So this is what “Good dog” gets you

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2020:  07:50:08

Has never watched television

Omeboy - Posted - 01/29/2020:  10:26:58

Chuck's career never recovered after he sold his chain of outhouse-restaurants. (But he still has a few horn-toads and prairie dogs in is knapsack.)

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2020:  11:04:10

And if you were a chipmunk you would keep your nuts in here

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2020:  15:38:08

Likes to cross the road disguised as Ethel Merman while singing show tunes out of key.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/29/2020:  15:52:54

One told Porky Pig he'd increase his "star power" if he stopped wearing pants and see a speech therapist.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2020:  03:12:32

Just a couple more minutes and the super glue will be set

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/30/2020:  08:03:03

Once tried to superglue himself to Queen Elizabeth I.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2020:  10:29:24

Aging gracefully

Omeboy - Posted - 01/30/2020:  15:54:12

Accidentally got his tubes of "Super Glue" and "Preparation H" mixed up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2020:  15:57:12

Never gets hemorrhoids

Omeboy - Posted - 01/30/2020:  16:55:15

I guess that fortune-teller was right. She said some day he'd be a big mover in the railroad industry.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2020:  03:20:08

Fortune teller correctly foresaw humiliation in his future

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2020:  08:14:32

Had a future in Stratford-on-Avon playing Shylock

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2020:  10:31:59

Living in the present

Omeboy - Posted - 01/31/2020:  11:38:55

Taking night-school classes to become a parking lot attendant.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2020:  12:24:25

Flaps up, yell the co-pilot!!

Omeboy - Posted - 01/31/2020:  12:36:31

Once at a stop light, he did a "squee-gee job" on Darth Vader's visor.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2020:  12:41:57

Chases cars when they’re stopped at red lights

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2020:  15:03:32

This is his idea of a highball

Omeboy - Posted - 01/31/2020:  16:27:18

Just got hired as a door-to-door rectal thermometer salesman.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2020:  03:20:23

Hired as a service dog and look what happened

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/01/2020:  07:57:20

Rents his beard to a family of homeless ramblers.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2020:  08:04:53

When you come right down to it, migratory birds are homeless ramblers

Omeboy - Posted - 02/01/2020:  11:51:07

At 68, he still sends a weekly fan letter to Bullwinkle.

Edited by - Omeboy on 02/01/2020 11:58:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2020:  12:31:57

Avoids Foghorn Leghorn ever since the “incident”

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2020:  15:13:57

His entire life is an incident

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/02/2020:  08:21:56

Once dated Foghorn Leghorn's second cousin Misty Leghorn.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2020:  08:47:34

Dating hasn’t always gone well

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2020:  08:50:10

Signed up as a cabin boy with Francis Drake back in the day,,,, still wears the emotional scars to this day

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2020:  09:17:04

Wears his emotions on his sleeve

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2020:  22:25:02

Wears a pink collar on Breast Cancer Awareness Day

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2020:  03:03:09

Spent $50 for a seat in the first class section of the boxcar

Omeboy - Posted - 02/03/2020:  18:48:25

Just started a new delivery company called "Fedecks Fearless." It will be staffed by very pale men in their sixties and seventies, wearing ruffled collars and panty-hose, that only make deliveries to dangerous neighborhoods. ................................................................................................................................................................. So far he is the only employee.

Edited by - Omeboy on 02/03/2020 18:49:28

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2020:  03:07:09

Lurks in dangerous neighborhoods waiting for deliveries

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2020:  03:54:32

Has never seen his image in a mirror

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2020:  04:37:52

Tried tuning while looking in a mirror and got everything backwards

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2020:  08:19:03

Quit shaving when his mirror broke

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2020:  14:44:21

Not superstitious about broken mirrors

Omeboy - Posted - 02/04/2020:  22:04:59

Just started his own aging baby-boomer rock group: "Benny Bypass And The Open Hearts Club Band."

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2020:  02:41:29

Why, why, why?

Omeboy - Posted - 02/05/2020:  23:18:09

Marvel Comics just approached him to be their new super-hero: "Atomic Wedgie Man !!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2020:  02:37:16

Not likely to be approached by Disney Studios for a Lady and the Tramp remake

Omeboy - Posted - 02/06/2020:  20:09:02

Was asked by the Disney Studios to star in the remake of "Old Yeller"----- only this time the story is based around a guy who never brushes his teeth.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2020:  21:44:09

Will do anything for a bowl of GravyTrain

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2020:  03:05:49

Has been so hungry a bowl of Gravy Train sounded good

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/07/2020 03:06:08

Omeboy - Posted - 02/07/2020:  09:44:11

He'd go swimming everyday-----if he could find an Olympic size swimming pool filled with gravy.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2020:  12:58:59

He’d go swimming today if it would get him away from this humiliation