chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2017:  00:02:17

The blind dog next door thinks he's a fire hydrant

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2017:  05:13:33

Wouldn't mind a little attention from a stray dog 🐶 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2017:  12:59:50

My head is turning yellow.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2017:  14:08:36

Likes those all-night parties

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  03:43:32

Recovering from an all night party. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2017:  03:44:43

Has always been a party pooper

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  03:53:54

Doesn't start fights but finishes them all the time. 

Forrest - Posted - 04/17/2017:  09:10:18

Too heavy to play all night, but swings pretty good in a fight

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  10:03:12

Plays like a bat out of hell.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2017:  12:33:57

Plays "I Stand Alone"

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2017:  13:37:39

Has been standing alone for a long time.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2017:  15:12:01

Knows Earl's banjo personally

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2017:  18:24:04

Quit going to the Lincoln Park Inn

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  02:53:13

Quit dreaming of getting on Dancing With The Stars. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2017:  04:39:18

Quit dreaming of playing that double reverse roll

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  06:17:42

Just quit 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2017:  08:38:41

This standing is getting tiresome

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  11:31:49

This smiling is getting tiresome.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2017:  12:12:38

Hasn't sent Geoff Stelling a Christmas card in years

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  12:55:15

Now what?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2017:  14:45:56

I sent no card,,,can't write

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2017:  17:05:18

Tried sending smoke signals to Tonto

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2017:  17:38:30

Despondent over being ignored by Tonto.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2017:  03:56:23

It sure is hot in this show window!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2017:  04:39:20

Some barflies think I'm hot

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2017:  13:53:46

The flies think I'm hot.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2017:  16:12:24

Flies crawl into his resonator on cold nights

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2017:  03:16:15

Doesn't think the Bruins will win the Stanley Cup 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2017:  11:35:55

Doesn't know how to size up blue jays' struggles

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/20/2017:  12:00:53

Doesn't know where he is..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2017:  03:09:51

Doesn't care where he is. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/21/2017:  03:54:34

needs a banjo girlfriend

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2017:  07:52:44

Needs a gal with a pink cowboy hat

J e f f - Posted - 04/21/2017:  13:44:05

Needs a gal that likes a dude with a hairy chest, back, arms, legs, and hands (the back of the hand, only).

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/22/2017:  04:36:36

I prefer a female canine to a gal

J e f f - Posted - 04/22/2017:  05:42:52

The current Tiddlywinks Champ of Fort Pierce, Florida

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2017:  09:17:46

Thinks Fayetteville is full of French Poodles

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2017:  10:36:54

Rid Fayetteville of all its French Poodles 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2017:  14:24:41

Doesn't have a leg to stand on

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2017:  22:36:06

Has one short leg from years of leaning at the bar

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/24/2017:  22:45:02

Has two short legs and cant even reach the bar

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  03:29:15

Feeling a little blue today. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2017:  05:58:27

Don't get above your raisin',,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2017:  06:39:28

Doesn't want to raise his standards

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  07:57:25

Plays the banjo, standards have nothing to do with him.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2017:  08:15:03

I tired of those corny old banjo tunes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2017:  12:45:33

Tired of corny hats.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2017:  18:05:31

Hasn't shucked any corn in years

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/25/2017:  22:09:51

Cant figure out how to eat corn