banjoscotty - Posted - 03/30/2015:  15:04:53

Ma,,what are these little black bugs in my fur?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2015:  15:25:40

Ma,why did you give me a piece of chicken wire for a second string?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2015:  03:54:18

Ma, why did you give me chimp DNA?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2015:  05:43:36

Ma,why did you give me away?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2015:  10:12:46

Ma, can you blow me a D on that pitch pipe?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2015:  13:31:55

What's that dripping on my,,,,,,,,,,MA!!! Are you chewing that awful tobacco again?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2015:  14:09:44

Pretty sure this is where he was supposed to play.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2015:  15:34:38

Heh,heh,heh,,,,wait'll I get out MY banjo!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2015:  03:52:17

Had his banjo made into a hockey stick. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2015:  11:27:14

All of Ma's kinfolk are 4 legged,,,just like me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2015:  17:57:04

OK, stand back- this string's gonna break any second now

Sassybanjo - Posted - 04/01/2015:  20:02:22

My banjo would be much better than this puck....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2015:  06:13:47

Not just another pretty face. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2015:  13:35:04

Not just another nightmare

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2015:  19:16:59

Pass the duck...I mean puck!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2015:  03:50:20

I muth be careful of whut I thay.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2015:  16:29:03

Would be able to speak more clearly if not for the enormous chaw in his mouth. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2015:  18:14:38

I know I'm such a whimp

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2015:  20:56:34

I've gotta set this dang D-tuner for Earl's Breakdown ,but the band said they can't wait around for 25 minutes

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/04/2015:  04:00:57

Oh no, not you again!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2015:  09:08:27

It's me again!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2015:  14:05:48

Heh,heh......can't wait to scare those wimpy poodles at the dog pound.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2015:  18:05:13

But I don't want to take my face off!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2015:  03:49:19

Ma,just look at where they bit me. Those wimpy poodles
aren't so wimpy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/05/2015:  04:20:03

I call this song "Tuner" and it goes like this...

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2015:  06:39:14

Quackity,Quack Quack,Quackity Quack
I'm goin' to get a tune-up
But I'ma comin' back

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2015:  11:09:12

The ladies like it when I tinker with stubborn machinery

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2015:  05:03:49

I'm about to fall on my butt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2015:  13:00:23

Ma,when will I be old enough to go outside to play?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2015:  15:14:20

This hat seems to affect my B string pitch

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/06/2015:  16:10:15

Pass the punk dang it, I'm still open!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2015:  17:58:33

Jealous of chimp the puckhead

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  03:02:16

I am not a cheap skate

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  03:11:48

Ma doesn't know it, but I'ma gonna play hooky from school today.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  03:57:09

I wonder what this thingy does.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  10:18:31

Do you think I look happy all the time?

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:24:10

Every string is one octave higher than it’s spoz to be… stand back!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:29:31

Hasn't tuned his banjo in several years.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:51:48

Hasn't developed his eye teeth yet

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2015:  13:58:47

Round and round it goes and where it will stop, nobody knows.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2015:  14:47:32

I sure am getting sleepy

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2015:  15:39:15

Just hang on ,fiddler! Only a couple more minutes.......

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2015:  03:44:01

I asked for a banjo and they gave me a hockey stick.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/08/2015:  05:43:43

Soon getting an operation to re-center tongue!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2015:  08:29:57

Waiting for the prison guard behind the curtain to fall asleep

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/08/2015:  08:31:29

Quit monkeying around and pass me the puck!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2015:  11:22:17

Of course there are shades of gray - not everything is black and white.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/09/2015:  16:37:11

Hi gang,it's me again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2015:  16:41:22

My blue shirt is in the wash