OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2019:  03:40:53

Has made taking it easy a lifestyle

Omeboy - Posted - 09/11/2019:  08:51:01

Has made "taking" while nobody is watching a life style.

DC5 - Posted - 09/11/2019:  09:22:36

Caught a glimpse under a spot of a cute dalmatian.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/11/2019:  12:40:24

Seriously thinking about buying his own Porta-Potty.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2019:  12:41:59

Bought a big cat litter box for his pooch

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2019:  13:39:33

this pickin' thing is so easy

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2019:  15:31:09

This tuning thing isn’t so easy

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2019:  17:45:35

Got thrown out of the St. Barnabas Octogenarian Glee Club for handing out anarchist pamphlets

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/11/2019 17:47:17

OM45GE - Posted - 09/12/2019:  02:53:14

Bringing contentment to new levels

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2019:  07:27:23

Hasn’t worked a day since the Kent State shootings

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2019:  07:54:53

Not sure what “work” is

Omeboy - Posted - 09/13/2019:  12:08:22

Was fired from the local bakery after creating a "Lorena Bobbitt Commemorative Cake."

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2019:  12:25:46

Likes to tell the Lorena Babbitt joke with the punchline, “It won’t be long now!”

DC5 - Posted - 09/13/2019:  12:42:25

Doesn't understand the Lorena Babbitt joke with the punchline, "it won't be long now!"

Omeboy - Posted - 09/13/2019:  13:04:40

Dated Lorena Bobbitt for a while........until she cut him off.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2019:  13:10:20

Had a short relationship with an Arctic hare

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2019:  16:02:35

Thinking things over

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2019:  18:26:24

Has too many thoughts at one time

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2019:  03:49:47

Still waiting for the owl to show up with lunch

Omeboy - Posted - 09/16/2019:  13:19:08

After months of painstaking work, his "old lady" finally finished making his special birthday present: a bushy toupee made entirely out of used dental floss.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2019:  15:03:06

His last dog ran away to Buffalo

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2019:  17:52:16

He hopes to someday visit where the buffalo roam

Omeboy - Posted - 09/16/2019:  20:57:57

He plans on auditioning for the upcoming new TV show, Dancing With The Derelicts.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  04:08:56

Lives by the motto, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat”

DC5 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  06:08:25

Failed the town crier audition

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  06:13:48

Items that didn't sell at the yard sale

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  07:02:00

Tried to sell a yard, but no takers

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  14:52:33

Won’t be rushed

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:00:40

Kicked out of the Flat Earth Club for wearing a papier-mache globe hat.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:07:48

International man of mystery

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:50:24

Took an acid trip and went overseas

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  20:08:45

Was asked to keep a secret but can’t remember what it was

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/18/2019:  02:38:44

Once dated the neighbor of Raquel Welch's second cousin's sister on her father's side.

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  05:21:24

Said to the waitress, "Just put it on my bill"

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  07:17:14

Said to his wife,” If I’m not back in an hour you’ll know I fell in the hole.”

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  08:46:23

Redefines the phrase "Toe Jam"

Omeboy - Posted - 09/18/2019:  11:44:36

Spends as much time in the "porta-potty" as he does on stage.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  13:02:05

What are you looking at?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  13:37:51

Doesn’t know why his cobbler died

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  15:45:59

Has no need for a cobbler

Omeboy - Posted - 09/18/2019:  18:45:19

One time he led a pack of boy scouts up a steep hill....until he tripped. Then he instantly became a roll-model.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  03:17:53

This is how you treat man’s best friend?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2019:  06:22:52

Doesn’t understand why dogs avoid him

DC5 - Posted - 09/19/2019:  06:38:24

That's not how Earl did it.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  12:40:36

No sign of Earl

Omeboy - Posted - 09/19/2019:  13:24:24

Was tossed out of Apple headquarters after he was discovered "downloading" and "live streaming" in his tunic.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  14:14:17

Your eyes are bigger than your stomach

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2019:  14:40:27

His shoes are bigger than Ronald McDonald’s

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2019:  18:04:14

His shoes are......never mind