OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2015:  19:37:27

This dog doesn't bite, he swallows whole. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2015:  20:43:32

My bite is worse than my bark

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2015:  02:00:02

I just fired my camara man

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2015:  06:49:23

Somebody left their laundry on the branches behind me - must've been the bass player

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2015:  12:39:20

Photo was taken in the sleeper of my truck.  

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2015:  12:49:36

HaHa - just woke up from the funniest dream

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2015:  14:47:52

Recently shot at by trigger happy border guards. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/13/2015:  15:54:27

I have two brothers,,,Pete and Repeat

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2015:  17:55:52

Pretty good at keeping secrets. 

J e f f - Posted - 12/13/2015:  18:14:25

Favorite bands are Steppenwolf and The Archies.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/13/2015:  19:02:03

Favorite song is "They Gotta Quit Kicking My Dog Around"

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  03:14:49

Favorite song is "Diesel Smoke and Dangerous Curves"

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2015:  04:32:54

Favorite activity is chasing the girl wolves all night long,,,,,,,,,,,and catching them

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2015:  06:29:58

Favorite stage joke is impersonating Foster Brooks

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  08:34:14

Has seen Smokey and the Bandit several hundred times. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2015:  10:21:58

Tied to his mama's apron strings

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  13:49:34

Filling in for Tony Rice. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2015:  14:38:22

Going to get fillings at the werewolf dentist

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2015:  15:26:21

Heading for,the border. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/14/2015:  18:23:30

has absolutely no plans

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2015:  03:17:09

Used to procrastinate but doesn't have time anymore. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2015:  05:02:02

has 64 siblings,,,,,,,,,,,,somewhere??

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2015:  07:59:02

Now listen up! I've got a short 2 hour speech prepared.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/15/2015:  09:24:01

I wanted to be a public speaker but I didn't know any publics.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2015:  15:05:02

Refuses to play "Mule Skinner Blues". 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2015:  19:35:43

Refuses to get new clothes

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2015:  01:58:30

Refused to Drive in The Rubber Duck's convoy.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2015:  03:32:28

Hasn't realized that he grabbed the guitar instead of the banjo. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2015:  04:37:46

Doesn't know you can get more music from a guitar
because it has 6 strings.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2015:  06:47:14

Likes playing with 6 G strings

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2015:  17:57:09

Planning his route around the weigh stations. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2015:  16:57:59

Kicked out of elf school for the third straight year.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2015:  01:45:14

Can't whistle

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2015:  04:17:33

Not just whistling Dixie. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2015:  05:16:51

my bark is worst than my bite

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2015:  06:11:03

Keeps checking the tip jar

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2015:  11:29:55

Used to play for a living,,,,,,,,,,,,and almost starved to death

J e f f - Posted - 12/18/2015:  16:46:03

Made the mistake of eating too many cans of beans before a gig.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2015:  19:27:38

Poster dog for the ASPCA

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2015:  19:35:22

Poster creature for The House of Horrors

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2015:  04:33:02

Poster boy for banjo playing, Canadian truckers. 

J e f f - Posted - 12/19/2015:  17:24:00

Got that way from licking no-lick stamps.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2015:  18:03:31

Has been on a "down, stay" for six weeks 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/20/2015:  04:58:57

Likes to roll around in a barrel of yo-yos.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2015:  05:00:41

"Howlin Wolf" can't hold a candle to me

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2015:  07:02:48

Sometimes I play by candlelight at my gal pal's pad

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2015:  09:40:59

Getting pretty good at this. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2015:  10:27:16

Wants to play harmonica but his mouth isn't shaped right.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2015:  14:44:28

Thanking his adoring fans.