chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2019:  21:47:24

Took his dog on “Take-your-pet-to-work-day” and this is what resulted

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2019:  04:03:42

Still unclear about this “work” concept

Omeboy - Posted - 09/20/2019:  16:14:21

He recently ran ad in the Personals: "Unemployed, short, weird looking, bald guy in late sixties looking for tall, beautiful, professional woman in early thirties with a gnome fetish."

OM45GE - Posted - 09/20/2019:  16:36:06

Planning to answer the personal ad

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/20/2019:  16:39:03

Used Prof Irwin Corey’s photograph on his personal ad

Omeboy - Posted - 09/20/2019:  17:40:06

Still gets emotional whenever someone talks about Humpty Dumpty.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/21/2019:  04:32:26

Will do almost anything for a dog treat

Omeboy - Posted - 09/22/2019:  12:42:40

If "you are what you eat" is true, then he should be chasing cars and fetching Frisbees.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/22/2019:  12:48:33

Often goes to the dog pound to stir up gratitude

OM45GE - Posted - 09/23/2019:  03:37:36

Would someone please pass the Deep Woods Off?

Omeboy - Posted - 09/23/2019:  08:29:10

Every now and then, he'll stare starry-eyed off into space and mutter: "That damn Fred Flintstone is one lucky S.O.B."

DC5 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  09:59:37

Half a bottle of Tequila was a tad too much.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2019:  12:17:19

Here today,,Goon tomorrow

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  13:37:39

Fingers are blistered since the tuner knob fell off

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2019:  14:53:31

Butt is blistering from sitting around all day

Omeboy - Posted - 09/24/2019:  18:16:44

Hasn't told anyone, but he's seriously thinking about trading his tunic in for some "Hello Kitty" pajamas.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2019:  04:37:05

Sees his master as a potential meal

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  05:36:01

Lives on sardines and crackers

DC5 - Posted - 09/25/2019:  06:50:52

Redefined the term "playing possum"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/25/2019:  09:02:50

Was abducted by aliens two days ago but no one has noticed he's gone

Omeboy - Posted - 09/25/2019:  17:30:29

You could tell he was off his meds yesterday. He was seen standing on a street corner screaming: "Free the glutens!!!"

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/26/2019:  03:00:33

The look you make after seeing one of Chuck's Deluxe Outhouses.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  03:35:00

Steers clear of google-eyed dogs

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2019:  04:59:35

Steers clear of G’n’sville ducks

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  05:51:03

Fastest five string foot picker in the swamp

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2019:  06:26:31

Misplaced his razor 20 years ago.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  08:43:12

You've heard of Chairman of the Board, he's Chairman of the Bored

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2019:  13:21:50

never could get his foot in his mouth

Omeboy - Posted - 09/27/2019:  13:25:01

He's saved a fortune over the years by stringing his banjo with his own nose hairs.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2019:  03:29:52

This is what happens when you chase parked cars

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2019:  06:32:10

Wants parked cars banned from Haight Ashbury

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/29/2019:  03:57:03

Named his pet turtle Haight Ashbury.

DC5 - Posted - 09/29/2019:  06:52:17

Ducked the draft on Haight Ashbury

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2019:  07:21:23

Ducking the sour-intonated fiddle player approaching his campsite

DC5 - Posted - 09/29/2019:  09:14:54

Wipes down banjo with Odor Eaters after playing.

Omeboy - Posted - 09/29/2019:  10:55:30

Too busy wiping to play the banjo.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2019:  17:39:06

We told him cloning was a bad idea

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2019:  17:41:05

Told the other Philosophy Club members it would be a bad idea to invite mathematicians.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2019:  17:55:43

Looking for a new song to learn

Omeboy - Posted - 09/29/2019:  18:03:48

He's convinced that unless we all start wearing tunics, regular street clothes will push us straight into socialism.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2019:  02:50:04

Socializing his new eyes

DC5 - Posted - 09/30/2019:  05:21:32

Never left the frat house toga party from 1972

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2019:  06:45:45

Left in 1972

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2019:  07:13:48

Joined the “Hard Left” activist movement in ‘62

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2019:  08:22:05

Unaware of the huge Burmese Python behind him

Omeboy - Posted - 09/30/2019:  13:50:06

His secret to staying young----------------he vapes formaldehyde.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2019:  15:17:57

These virtual reality goggles aren’t what they’re cracked up to be

Omeboy - Posted - 09/30/2019:  20:16:33

Here of late, he's been smoking UFO shaped cigars.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2019:  03:22:14

No, they don’t help me see better but they scare the heck out of cats