OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  13:11:11

The judge knows him well.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2017:  13:14:41

Judges wish he would leave town

J e f f - Posted - 05/24/2017:  13:46:55

Toilet Papers the Judge's house every Halloween.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2017:  13:57:39

Pulls toilet paper rolls out of outhouses every Oct. 31

J e f f - Posted - 05/24/2017:  16:21:18

Installs pepper spray laced toilet paper rolls in outhouses every Nov. 1

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  17:28:17

Finds pepper spray laced toilet paper oddly erotic.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2017:  17:40:05

Used to play erotic music at the strippers club between shows

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  17:42:55

Finds padding oddly erotic

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2017:  02:37:13

erotic is a new word for me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2017:  03:39:03

Doesn't want to say what he's thinking about. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2017:  08:37:25

can't seem to grow any hair on his banjo head

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2017:  12:36:04

Has more hair than Chuck's avatar.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2017:  14:00:07

Looking for a chimp companion

J e f f - Posted - 05/25/2017:  15:17:37

Pays Chuck $34.15 a month to be his avatar.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2017:  15:18:48

This Chimp is the team mascot

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/25/2017:  17:21:32

There is something about that hat

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2017:  18:07:10

Quite proud of his inlay work.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2017:  22:03:55

Hasn't been laid since he left Geoff's shop

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  03:13:44

Laying it all on the blue line for the team. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2017:  03:35:36

doesn't have a team but has the lonesome road blues

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  05:36:51

Has writers' cramp from signing autographs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2017:  06:25:33

Signs autographs as Earl Scruggs.........

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  07:36:04

His handwriting is so bad you can't tell who he is.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2017:  08:37:36

Undergoing an identity crisis

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2017:  10:45:52

I don't use a helmet because my head is so hard

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  10:59:05

My hat is actually a cleverly designed helmet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2017:  11:24:12

Says his peghead is made of Rock Maple

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2017:  12:18:32

Doesn't know what kind of wood his stick is made of.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  03:33:52

every time Bill plucks my strings,,I make different sounds.
Now I think that's just the most coolest thing I've ever seen in all my natural born
days (and nights) here in these mountains of Maine in the United States of America
where anyone can pluck and plonk on their banjo (or guitar) all they want to and not
have to go to jail for it..I've got more to say about that but will wait till a later time..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  05:06:38

Enjoying the Pine Tree State

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  06:25:31

of course I voted in the primaries

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  07:39:28

Proud of his voting record.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  08:15:32

Voted to take the Deerings off his Christmas card list

MWBailey - Posted - 05/27/2017:  08:33:51

Does odd things with sticks

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/27/2017:  08:57:07

this button box does not come in black

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2017:  13:47:28

Got thrown out of the accordion orchestra for using a capo

OM45GE - Posted - 05/27/2017:  16:21:08

Is using a capo to hold up his pants.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  02:29:44

whenever Bill puts a capo on my neck,,I choke.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2017:  04:44:04

Auditioning for a spot on Dancing With the Stars. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  05:21:46

has strange looking legs

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  07:01:19

Wears plaid Bermuda shorts to family reunions

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/28/2017:  14:33:21

DANG!! Somebody just passed the puck to me!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2017:  16:55:04

Just passed gas

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2017:  18:04:10

Bill puts a helium-filled balloon in my resonator to take weight off his shoulders

J e f f - Posted - 05/28/2017:  18:41:15

Believe it or not, he's the tallest player on the team.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  02:58:49

Despondent over the lack of available cheeseburgers 🍔 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2017:  03:58:20

I've stood here so long my strings are getting rusty

OM45GE - Posted - 05/29/2017:  09:43:00

Only standing here in your imagination.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/29/2017:  10:29:12

Never under estimate the estimated..