OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  04:18:58

Divided baseball loyalties but generally prefers teams with avian mascots. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2015:  04:26:54

Threw a coke bottle at the ump.back in 1954.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  04:34:43

Has never been ejected from a game. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2015:  07:50:22

Puts a hex on teams with blue birds on their jerseys

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2015:  08:59:02

This is my football bat.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  14:57:21

This is not a cello. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2015:  17:28:49

Not a dress rehearsal

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  17:52:26

Did not pick this outfit for himself. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/02/2015:  04:04:42

Still believes in the tooth fairy.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2015:  06:01:54

Wishes ducks had teeth. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2015:  06:37:34

Wishes stray ducks would come in his yard

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2015:  09:05:25

Wishing he had a new battery for his electronic tuner

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/02/2015 09:06:06

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2015:  13:14:48

Wishing a major team would pick him up

drew-gurbach - Posted - 07/02/2015:  13:18:21

Wishing I hadn't put super glue on my tuners!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2015:  17:17:31

Wishing they'd free me from this prison, and that railroad train was mine

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2015:  17:42:03

Wishing people would understand the difference between a monkey and a chimpanzee. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/03/2015:  02:14:07

Wishes he had the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2015:  06:45:03

Delusional about the last word. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2015:  08:09:04

Does anyone have any extra Doggy Bones?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2015:  11:28:14

This is a wax figure at the Wax Museum. The real Scotty is in the back room with Madame Tussaud. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2015:  11:44:20

Yes,,I do look like Fibber McGee,don't I.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2015:  05:22:36

Trying to remember what he was going to play. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2015:  07:09:43

Doesn't matter what I play,,it all sounds the same anyHOWL.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 07/04/2015:  09:26:01

Gonna tune up: My-OM45GE-Has-Fleas!:

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2015:  11:31:51

Does not like hosting parasites. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2015:  13:02:00

Missed the full moon two nights ago

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2015:  13:09:54

This primate is looking for a playmate.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/06/2015:  03:44:46

One ringy dingy...two ringy dingy...

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2015:  07:02:04

One quack...two quack...three quack four
my feet are dancing around the floor

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2015:  11:37:13

Why did I ever leave the plough in the field

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/07/2015:  03:54:56

Thinks he's holding a tennis racket.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2015:  11:42:46

Sick of the long annual migrating racket

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2015:  17:58:52

Happy chimps don't migrate. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2015:  02:52:06

I never look in the mirror

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2015:  08:54:59

Studies his playing posture in the mirror for hours on end 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2015:  09:39:55

Trying to figure out the human race,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2015:  12:30:48

Trying to figure out these Keith tuners

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2015:  15:20:02

Stopped trying to figure things out long ago. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/09/2015:  02:51:21

Trying to figure out HOW to figure.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2015:  10:22:01

Figures to sound like Earl by next month

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/09/2015 10:22:20

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2015:  17:54:08

Bringing the big stick to the game. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2015:  19:27:11

Bringing sick homo(u)r to local shut-ins

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/10/2015:  14:35:29

Still working out kinks in his new batting stance.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 07/10/2015 14:35:59

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2015:  15:25:05

Leading the "be kind to your web footed friends" campaign. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/10/2015:  16:07:59

Practicing new laugh.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/10/2015:  17:19:41

Telling the audience to "stand back!"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2015:  17:57:10

Audience is standing back already. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2015:  03:45:15

I have more fleas than the chimp. That makes
me more importanter.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2015:  06:01:05

Still upset that Earl stole FMB from him.