chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2018:  07:20:46

used to have a regular skull before the 'incident'

Omeboy - Posted - 08/10/2018:  07:32:05

HER: Okay, turn-about is fair play. If you didn't marry me for my looks or for my money ----WHY did you marry me???

HIM: Wellllllllllll, Sweetheart. They didn't elect me the president of the American Masochist Association for nothing.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/10/2018:  14:46:18

Dreams of playing Festus on Gunsmoke.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/10/2018:  14:57:47

Made his parents proud when he was the only water-fowl in history to be the poster-boy for rabies.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/10/2018:  17:39:33

he has no forehead,,therefor he has no brains

Omeboy - Posted - 08/10/2018:  18:08:28

Most folks get a good grade on their state employee exam. He got saliva on his.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2018:  02:26:02

Didn't have enough points to allow him to take the state exam,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2018:  07:12:13

scoring points with barfly floozies

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/11/2018:  08:04:19

Going over last minutes plans to rob the Yuma stagecoach.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/11/2018:  08:07:44

Made the cover of "Unnatural History Magazine" when it was discovered he was the only water-fowl to ever be raised by wolves.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2018:  16:26:49

DANG,,it's sure cold up here!!!

Omeboy - Posted - 08/11/2018:  16:32:11

I'm not sure what this means, but stamped on the bottom of his feet it says "Use before 10/2004."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2018:  03:58:25

Has to pay double for a haircut

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/12/2018:  05:08:47

Boarder guard for the newly constructed Florida wall.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2018:  08:21:52

said the best thing to come out of Florida was an empty bus

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/12/2018:  10:06:37

Writing "Do not pull Betty's hair" two hundred times.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/12/2018:  10:15:12

Tried to sue Mother Nature for fostering a hostile and unfriendly work environment.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2018:  13:59:11

I'm blue because I'm strangled on BS and can't get my breath

Omeboy - Posted - 08/12/2018:  15:11:41

Every time he gets his guitar out at home, all the cockroaches in the kitchen spell out the words: "Please Kill Us."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/12/2018 15:12:19

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2018:  16:04:26

has a buit-in cockroach repellent

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2018:  17:05:48

Yes, it says right here that what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/12/2018:  17:07:47

His chopper appeared on the cover of "Motorcycle Magazine." His face appeared on the "Journal Of Reconstructive Surgery."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2018:  19:28:26

they tried reconstructive surgery on me,,,look what happened

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/12/2018:  19:41:56

Lost somewhere between Tulsa and Tim-buck-too.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2018:  19:53:05

tried migrating north last spring with only an overnight bag..., lasted one day and turned back

Omeboy - Posted - 08/12/2018:  20:18:30

"My pal, Ralph, said his wife did all the driving on their trip down and back from Miami, Florida........... All he had to do was hang on to the steering wheel."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/12/2018 20:28:53

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2018:  02:59:22

There are times when Mother Nature is cruel..
Omeboy is proof of that....

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2018:  04:12:39

Homeward bound

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2018:  04:30:12

"Giddy-Up Go"

Omeboy - Posted - 08/13/2018:  06:21:10

He's very depressed ever since a fortune teller told him he would come back as a roll of toilet paper. Some things just never change, do they Mr. Bailey?

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/13/2018 06:33:43

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2018:  08:06:38

No they don't especially 2 faced people,and loudmouths.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2018:  08:18:25

has an OME banjo resentment ever since the "incident"

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/13/2018 08:18:42

Omeboy - Posted - 08/13/2018:  08:46:28

Wow, that's nuts!!!! Says here a local country band was shocked to find out their back-up guitar player was actually just a stuffed dummy made out of old fertilizer bags. "Reckon that's why he didn't say much," noted one band member.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2018:  13:40:15

Doesn't consent to interviews.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2018:  14:10:51

Was interviewed last week by a journalist from "Psychology Today"

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/13/2018:  14:59:56

If we follow this treasure map my 5 year old grandson gave me, we'll be rich!!

Omeboy - Posted - 08/13/2018:  15:08:56

He was recently approached by the National Rifle Association. Not as a spokesman----as a target!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2018:  15:24:38

he can't help it,,,he was born in this condition

Omeboy - Posted - 08/13/2018:  15:26:22

When he asked the local guitar shop how to get a warmer tone out of his guitar, they suggested a gallon of gasoline and a lit match.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2018:  18:33:51

Recently poured a gallon of gasoline on his guitar and lit a match

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2018:  03:20:38

Getting a bit tired of this position.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2018:  03:40:40

Ditto

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2018:  04:12:06

Tires are getting a bit thin also.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2018:  06:08:55

Strings are getting a bit worn too.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/14/2018:  06:37:20

He always wanted to have a major impact on something. He just never dreamed it would be the back-end of a Winnebago.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2018:  08:25:13

Got caught up in a paint ball gun battle

Omeboy - Posted - 08/14/2018:  08:31:30

He's a rugged individualist. He likes A1 Steak Sauce on his cornflakes.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2018:  10:31:55

Slowly improving

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2018:  10:39:18

slowly losing his mojo